June 16th, 2008
Mr. and Mrs: The Rooneys, Pt 2
The special edition 7,000 page OK! Magazine featuring Coleen McLoughlin’s wedding to Wayne Rooney is hot off the presses.
photos via OK! Magazine and coleen-mcloughlin.net
Coleen’s wedding dress was both ridiculous and gorgeous at the same time. Not quite as OTT froth as Toni Poole’s concoction of amber taffeta barnacles, but frothy, nonetheless.
We’re impressed with how far this lass has come (see photo for reference below). Gazing critically at these £2.5 million dollar pics, one would be hard pressed to find any inkling of the chavvy fash-naive girl of the past.
Well, let’s clarify that slightly: Col looks nicely turned out, Wayne still looks like a chav. Even in a designer suit with soft focus lighting and the backdrop of the Italian Riviera. God bless you, Wayne Rooney and your heritage that is strong enough to fend off the richest of riches and the frothiest of froth. Your blood is filled with pie and mash and the gravy of a thousand proud shin kickers before ye.
Here’s hoping the Rooneys have many wonderful years together, we’re really quite pleased to see Coleen have her big day come off so well.
To see the wedding photos in full, pick up a copy of the new OK! Magazine. You may want to do a few bicep curls prior to lifting, or bring a man servant along for assistance.