June 16th, 2008

Mr. and Mrs: The Rooneys, Pt 2

The special edition 7,000 page OK! Magazine featuring Coleen McLoughlin’s wedding to Wayne Rooney is hot off the presses.

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photos via OK! Magazine and coleen-mcloughlin.net

Coleen’s wedding dress was both ridiculous and gorgeous at the same time. Not quite as OTT froth as Toni Poole’s concoction of amber taffeta barnacles, but frothy, nonetheless.

We’re impressed with how far this lass has come (see photo for reference below). Gazing critically at these £2.5 million dollar pics, one would be hard pressed to find any inkling of the chavvy fash-naive girl of the past.

imageWell, let’s clarify that slightly: Col looks nicely turned out, Wayne still looks like a chav. Even in a designer suit with soft focus lighting and the backdrop of the Italian Riviera. God bless you, Wayne Rooney and your heritage that is strong enough to fend off the richest of riches and the frothiest of froth. Your blood is filled with pie and mash and the gravy of a thousand proud shin kickers before ye.

Here’s hoping the Rooneys have many wonderful years together, we’re really quite pleased to see Coleen have her big day come off so well.

To see the wedding photos in full, pick up a copy of the new OK! Magazine. You may want to do a few bicep curls prior to lifting, or bring a man servant along for assistance.

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58 Responses to “Mr. and Mrs: The Rooneys, Pt 2”

  1. lose that girl says:

    I really like her dress! She's lovely. Wayne is looking the best that he can…it's Wayne, afterall! I hope they had a great day. Can't wait to get OK magazine. I always buy the footballer wedding ones. I wrote about Col and Wayne's tacky rings on my blog (lose that girl)

  2. rania says:

    the dress is pretty. I don’t think coleen looks that great though. everything is pretty average actually. what makes me so mad about this wedding is that it cost about enough to feed a small country of starving people, yet because they opted for all gifts to be charity donations they are seen as being philanthropic geniuses. the gifts wont equal the 5 gazillion pounds spent on something that turned out quite average in the end. I won’t be supporting this tripe by buying a hello or Ok magazine or whatever. I hate these two. But the dress is pretty!

  3. dos santos girl says:

    Love the dress. however, how much tanner did that girl use? I know Wayne Rooney is pale but yeesh, just compare them in the picture of their rings!

  4. Becca x says:

    Coleen Looks Gorgeous! I Cant Wait To See The Magazine :) .. Shes Looks Quite Skinny Though! And Look at The Sixe Of That Ring!!

  5. Jade says:

    Wow look at her dress. she looks amazing. only she could pull that off though! i love the fact that she wore three different dresses! love the rings as well! three rings wow she's a lucky girl! they're interview was really funny!

  6. Laura Dagger says:

    Love it! She looks fab, all 3 dresses are gorgeous and very classy. Wayne looks quite nice in the first one. Those rings though, wow, maahassoov!

  7. Laura Dagger says:

    Love it! She looks fab, all 3 dresses are gorgeous and very classy. Wayne looks quite nice in the first one. Those rings though, wow, maahassoov!

  8. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    Oh and OK! says "its a one off" gown and all but isnt tit the same sort of one that eva longoria wore in purple?

  9. giggs11 says:

    STUNNING. both colleen and the dress!

  10. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    The dress?-eugh! From the chest up i think she looks gajus! The make up looks stunning and all but all the piccis in ok look rather blurrgh! Pfft even waynes suit looks too short for him! And i mean with a wedding ring that huge wheres she guna put her huge as the sun size engagment ring?

  11. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    by the way, If Frank ever does this with the Elen Devil i swear I´ll kill myself…. U_u.. well maybe not, but I am getting really drunk!

  12. Elizabeth M says:

    I think Coleen looks fab! Does anyone know if you can buy this issue in the states?? If so, where?

  13. Paris says:

    I actually think the dress is ok, I like her other dress as well!!

  14. jax says:

    Hmm still pondering the dress – not sure… Poor fugly Wayne looks like the drunk cousin who muscled in on the photos – definitely not helped by the contrast in skin tones. Bad day to OD on the self-tanner, Colleen. Must rush out to get OK. Back later!

  15. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    w0o0ow… I liked Coleen´s dress.. in the pic where she talkhs about her dad the dress looks cute ond the bottom but no that convinced on the top, I think Coleen looked really cute on the civil ceremony.. and well wish best of luck to the happy couple

  16. Venice says:

    She's lovely but he looks about 12. Ridiculous image that first one, although it would be OK if you could imagine he was her nephew.

  17. Tres Bien says:

    Is it me, or is this the most UNinteresting wedding ever?

    Oh, and edit: first!

  18. AJ says:

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I love the dress. Normally, I despise foofy, puffy dresses but the design is lovely and original. I'm a huge fan of Marchesa tho. She looks gorgeous and she kept her hair understated, which was my main concern with her ;) . I really wish she had lightened up on the fake tan especially considering the sheet-rock-white-look her husband sports with an admirable stubbornness. All and all, don't have a sneer in me. Shocking, I know lol. I do agree that it's all a bit *safe* but I prefer that over what could've been. :) I'm sure OK had some say in how it was going to all look. They weren't going to allow chaps, rhinestones and cowboy boots, now were they?

  19. lose that girl says:

    I really like her dress! She’s lovely. Wayne is looking the best that he can…it’s Wayne, afterall! I hope they had a great day. Can’t wait to get OK magazine. I always buy the footballer wedding ones. I wrote about Col and Wayne’s tacky rings on my blog (lose that girl)

  20. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    by the way, If Frank ever does this with the Elen Devil i swear I?ll kill myself…. U_u.. well maybe not, but I am getting really drunk!

  21. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    w0o0ow… I liked Coleen?s dress.. in the pic where she talkhs about her dad the dress looks cute ond the bottom but no that convinced on the top, I think Coleen looked really cute on the civil ceremony.. and well wish best of luck to the happy couple

  22. LoveLamps says:

    And Pau, you, me and a bottle of tequila if Frank ever marries the woman I call the DEVIL!

  23. LoveLamps says:

    God he is the ugliest man alive. I feel bad for her and it's not just because of the dress. He is so gross. *throws up a little in mouth*

  24. Erin says:

    They look like a nice, normal couple in some gaudy wedding gear. I just find these two so completely uninteresting.

  25. Aoife says:

    Oh it’s all so pretty!! She looks amazing! I’m loving the Marchesa. Going straight to pick up my copy at 5.30!

  26. I am a Manchestre fan and want to send my deepest congratulation to rooney and wish him all the bets in his marrid life,Also he has to pick his form very fast so as we teh suppoters need it cuz this time there is more hurdles ahead of us to fight

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  28. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    My local shop had SOLDED OUT!! I’ve been too ill to get to a further shop, I need to see these picture’s in full!  Maybe I’ll send my nanna on her mobility scooter…. rolleyes ….. too mean?

  29. Liz says:

    The top is a bit bland, but if there would have been too much on the top, the dress would of looked quite sickly. Its nice to see her looking quite natural in the photos, no excess ‘bling’.

    Congratulations to them, I seem to have a soft spot for these two.

  30. Vinandi says:

    I can honestly say, that I am suprised- but I love that dress, and as annoying as Coleen is, she looked gorgeous!!!

    Congrats u chavs!!!

  31. Vlada says:

    Wow it looks surprisingly tasteful and she looks very pretty in her dress.

  32. She deserves an explanation of the frustration, anger and aggressive episodes…
    Did she ever do anything wrong/bad to him?

  33. mila says:

    the dress grew on me it’s quite nice the top is a bit bland rooney looks like shit inthat 1st photo am not lovin the cuoples outfits i must say
    hope they last tho they spent way too much money 4 it not too last

  34. Mrs. Podolski says:

    Congratulations to the both of them the two of them looked great.

  35. rachel says:

    i really dont like her dress, her hair, and she looks tangoed! and not in a good way! ‘wedding of the decade’ as it says in OK!. i wouldnt call it the wedding of the decade. or even the wedding of the year!  i dont like wayne! hes ugly! and i used to like coleen, and she says she down to earth then she has this type of wedding! PFFT!

    i do hope they are happy together, cause i hate to think that all the money they spent on this party going down the drain! but i bet the divorce come soon enough!

  36. HoneyBee says:

    I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS KIND OF DRESS BUT I LOVE IT!SECOND ONE-WHEN SHE WAS CUTTING THE CAKE-NOT THAT GREAT,THIRD ONE-WAS OK.BUT THIS ONE IS STUNNING!SHE LOOKS GREAT, WAYNE-AS WELL AS WAYNE CAN LOOK!

  37. The Fourth Official says:

    I adore the (main) dress. It's young and fun and contemporary, and suits Coleen beautifully. Crystals and lace and beading would have overwhelmed her. And Wayne is Wayne. Stop picking on him. He can't help his looks, and she loves him, and it's their big day. And the rings: I love hers. Not sure about his. I like a plain metal band for a man. And her bouquet is perfect – small and dainty. Fresh Legs Blog

  38. Jesse says:

    The dress doesn't matter. They just seem so happy and in love with each other. That should make up for everything.

  39. Brandy says:

    Why would you want to be orange in your wedding photos? And why does she look like she is on her 3rd wedding (her makeup makes her look sooooo old) She looks so pretty in the pic where she is crying and I like that profile indoor shot – very pretty. Hate the cake dress

  40. Blair says:

    I love her long Marchesa gown. It's gorgeous! If I have 3 million for my wedding I would totally buy something similar. Poor Wayne can't get away from the chaviness. Tough luck lad. (I concur with Love Lamps and Pau! Stiff drinks all around after those I do's!)

  41. Moongirl says:

    The dress is not really to my taste but she looks lovely in it and Wayne looks fine as well!

  42. lose that girl says:

    Wayne looks really happy too – can't wait to dive into OK and see all the pix! lose that girl blog

  43. thegroundsmansshed says:

    I wanted to make fun of this. I really did, but I can't. I will also openly admit that I bloody love the dress. It's not really my style, but it's showy, and princess-y, and seems like the type of thing she probably wanted as a little girl. …since I dreamed about playing professional tennis as a little girl, and not about getting married- I don't know what that's like, but it makes me feel a warmth for her nonetheless. I'll have to see if I can get my hands on that magazine, since I'm oddly interested in the rest of the proceedings. The Groundsman's Shed

  44. Avenath says:

    Ladies, you can feast on more of the wedding here http://leetje.livejournal.com/703540.html …. bless Queen of the Insanity :)

  45. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Coleen looks AMAZING. I still am laughing at Wayne, but thats the normal reaction. Occassionally a vomit or two follows.

  46. Erin says:

    I would agree, Jesse, *IF*…….they didn't sell their wedding to a magazine for millions of pounds and unlimited photos. That takes away from the "love is all that matters" aspect for me.

  47. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    i dislike her dress (the wedding one). and no tres bien, it’s not just you. that’s all.

  48. Cesc's lil bird says:

    She looks so pretty! I don’t like the dress though… I guess it’s just not my personal taste but then again I don’t really like what Coleen wears anyway. What’s really weird is that even Wayne’s hand is freckled. Ew. And they look sweet together so I’m happy for the pair of them. Every happiness to them both.

  49. boo says:

    they’re so cute together, i thought i’d be grossed by the image, but no. though i prefer her in the old days, she seemed real, now she looks older than madonna

  50. carly says:

    Oh she was crying, that’s so sweet! I love them. But was Rooney there? I didn’t even notice him lol, I was looking at Coleen. I especially like that photo of her alone in the garden. Don’t like the ruffles much, remind me of a dress I had for my Barbie but overall I like the effect. Congrats McRooneys!

  51. TammyV says:

    I LOVE THE DRESSS…. it is brilliant, very Jackie when she married JFK

  52. Boston Red says:

    They look great! Her dress is stunning… and the ring! Good morning! I think OK! is delayed about a week here in the States, so I won’t be getting it for a while!

  53. kaya says:

    She looks quite nice in the teary-eyed marriage license signing. I think the dress is ridiculous. Maybe I’d understand if I was from N. England. Anyway, good luck to them. I think they’ll do fine.

  54. Robin says:

    Time to drop the sarcasm. Admit that her dress is beautiful, they’re very happy together and for once be happy for someone because things are going their way. It’s so common for people to take snips at others when their own lives are lacking.

  55. lose that girl says:

    Wayne looks really happy too – can’t wait to dive into OK and see all the pix!

    lose that girl blog

  56. carly says:

    Oh she was crying, that’s so sweet! I love them. But was Rooney there? I didn’t even notice him lol, I was looking at Coleen. I especially like that photo of her alone in the garden. Don’t like the ruffles much, remind me of a dress I had for my Barbie but overall I like the effect. Congrats McRooneys!

  57. TammyV says:

    I LOVE THE DRESSS…. it is brilliant, very Jackie when she married JFK

  58. Avenath says:

    Am actually liking the dress…not OTT for me…simple and understated…now, that’s a first!…wish there were pix of some of the other WAGs who attended though…i actually wish Alex was there to liven things up with her usual sense of bad style…