June 19th, 2007
Mr. and Mrs: The Terrys Pt 2
Frank Lampard (minus Elen), John Terry and the now Toni Terry, Louise and Jamie Redknapp
From this week’s OK! Magazine, here are a few selected pics from John Terry and Toni Poole’s wedding.
The fashion breakdown: Cheryl Cole wore Chloe, Coleen McLoughlin wore see-through Pucci, Carly Zucker wore Lanvin and Ralph Lauren, and bride Toni wore some sort of sequin beaded meringue confectioners ball gown by couturier Steven Hakes.
It has 12,000 beads and she accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes. We initially thought we liked it, thought we admired Toni’s choice to wear gold on her wedding day. Gold accessorized with extensive amounts of plumage. Good on you, Toni, we thought.
But then the excitement of the moment wore off, we realized we had forgotten to put in our contacts this morning, and when we did, we saw the truth. And it was not good. But her choice was better than her husband wearing a goldenrod suit to his wedding, so there you have it.
Dress designer Hakes says: “Toni wanted something unique rather than traditional so it ended up being a very rock and roll dress.“
No, wait. We’ve changed our minds. The ‘rock and roll’ dress. Lionel Richie. The lap straddling lap dancing gyrations of the groom (see below). The insane OTT insanity of it all. We love it. Nice job, The Terrys. Who needs class when you’re this rich?
Thanks to the fabulous StevieJt at Miss Fairy Tale for scanning these photos until she couldn’t scan no ‘mo.