June 3rd, 2009

Random Musings of Footballers Before They Fall Asleep

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Dirty Tackle bring back everyone’s favourite photo of JT and Lamps from 2007(?) for this one off from their infamous Random Musings series.

John Terry and Frank Lampard

Don’t draw on my face, ok? … What? … I’m about to fall asleep – don’t draw on my face, Lampsy. … I wasn’t going to. … Then why do you have the pen out? … Because…I don’t know. I forgot it was in my hand. … How can you forget there’s a pen in your hand? It’s in your hand. … I don’t know, I just forgot. … Then put it away. … I don’t want to. I like holding it. … See, you’re going to draw on my face. … I’m not going to draw on your face! … Fine. Then I’m going to sleep now. I better not wake up with a drawing on my face. … You can close both your eyes. … You moved the pen! Before you saw my one eye was open you moved the pen! You were going to draw on my face. … There. I put it down. It’s gone. Happy now? No one is going to draw on your face. … I miss Guus already. … Me too…

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17 Responses to “Random Musings of Footballers Before They Fall Asleep”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    August 30, 2009 at 08:14

    Haha!!<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Brilliant,<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> The<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Random<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Musings<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> are<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> always<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> hilarious<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> <IMG title="too funny" alt="too funny" src="http://staticak.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif&quot; width="16" height="16">EDIT: Just realised I said alamost the exact same thing as, Lolinha. Sorry about that..

  2. Becca says:
    August 30, 2009 at 06:45

    Arw I Likeyy! We WAnt Guus Backk!

  3. Tres Bien says:
    August 30, 2009 at 11:36

    Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

    If Artur happens to stop by, I’m sure many of us will lend him our flat irons, if needed.

  4. xasglv1 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:58

    OMG. That pic of JT and Lampsy from their summer tour in LA two years ago is EPIC. The man-love going on is ridiculous!!! Get a room boys….just kidding… not really.lol :)

  5. nicki says:
    August 30, 2009 at 05:51

    Ha<span class="wbr"></span> brilliant<span class="wbr"></span> DT<span class="wbr"></span> boys<span class="wbr"></span> brilliant.<span class="wbr"></span> Random<span class="wbr"></span> musings<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> always<span class="wbr"></span> one<span class="wbr"></span> of<span class="wbr"></span> my<span class="wbr"></span> favorites.<span class="wbr"></span> And<span class="wbr"></span> please<span class="wbr"></span> can<span class="wbr"></span> Artur<span class="wbr"></span> stop<span class="wbr"></span> by,<span class="wbr"></span> just<span class="wbr"></span> for<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> teensy<span class="wbr"></span> rant? EDIT: I still get giggly whenever I see that pic!

  6. Lolinha says:
    August 30, 2009 at 05:08

    I love the Random Musings! Always hilarious LOL

  7. aristeia says:
    August 30, 2009 at 03:41

    Seriously… brilliant. Haha, I could HEAR their voices while reading this. *le sigh* My love for DT boys knows no bounds.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! CORRRRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry, just wanted to get that in since Artur’s not visiting this week.

  8. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    August 17, 2009 at 08:14

    Haha!!<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Brilliant,<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> The<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Random<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> Musings<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> are<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> always<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> hilarious<SPAN class="wbr"></SPAN> <IMG title="too funny" alt="too funny" src="http://staticak.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif&quot; width="16" height="16">EDIT: Just realised I said alamost the exact same thing as, Lolinha. Sorry about that..

  9. Elise says:
    August 16, 2009 at 08:32

    The boys at DT have it right- that *is* one of my favourite John/Frank pics. And I can absolutely imagine them having exactly this kind of adorably ridiculous conversation…and then I have my very own ‘What if it continued?’ scenario! LL, you KNOW I hear you! lol

  10. Lizzie A.K.A "T says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    Even though I don't like JT or Lamps, I gotta say that is an "aww" moment!

  11. Genevieve Gourcuff says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    Lol it does seem so much like what they would have been saying!! And this is one of my all-time favourite photos… too cute!

  12. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    That's so cute and I think it's a frighteningly accurate summary of what they would actually have been saying :) Lamps looks adorkable and for once I don't feel like hurting JT!

  13. carly says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    I love these musings on Dirty Tackle hahaha Living in the city of Juventus is going to be so cool. … I wonder if Super Mario lives there lol

  14. LoveLamps says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    One of my favorite Lampsy/JT pics, although in my version they are so thinking other things. . . .

  15. FootballerChick43 - says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    That is probably my favorite feature on DirtyTackle, right next to "What If It Continued?" Absolutely hilarious! Lol. I love it.

  16. carly says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    I love these musings on Dirty Tackle hahaha Living in the city of Juventus is going to be so cool. ? I wonder if Super Mario lives there lol

  17. Avenath says:
    May 20, 2013 at 13:19

    That pix of JT and Lamps is priceless…