July 23rd, 2010

Name This Couple: Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero

Image: RevistaCuore.com.

There’s two things this couple needs: a Hollywood-worthy name mash-up and a room. Since Sara has only managed to band-aid one of these problems by wearing a tourist-essential USA sweatshirt to keep her warm during the day rather than appropriately checking into the nearest W Hotel, we’re fast tracking these Spanish lovebirds to football royalty status so Iker has a roof over his head and ample lighting for shaving (the head and that beard, we hope).

Our choices are below. Think you have a better recommendation we should take into consideration?

1. Pastasillas. Easy.

2. Perhaps you prefer what our friends at Poprosa are already calling them – Carbonillas?

3. Or, “Weepingwithdespairbutwe’llgetoveritbecausetheyareinloveandit’sthegrownupthingtodo”. King of has a ring to it, no?

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133 Responses to “Name This Couple: Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero”

  1. Lizzie says:

    #3 for the win

  2. I.Casillas says:

    I Love you Iker Casillas you are a star
    I Love you Sara Carbonero we love you

  3. sola spain says:

    sara dosnt deserve this partner bcoz casillas iz extremely beautiful he iz so impressive he iz smart …i wish i could c him as soon as possible…

  4. Nina says:

    To all this jealous b*****s out there. Damn you guys suck. I just don't get it. Why do you be so mad. This both are a wonderfull couple and it seems like the love each other. Do you now what Sara is thinking. Did you talk to her. So don't talk about people this bad if you don't now them personal.

  5. NavasLoverrr says:

    Awwwhhh they r 2 cute togetherr<33
    Option 3 is genius!! x], but if I need to answer this serious; Carbonillas is best, I'm gonna use it from now on haha x]

  6. mia torres says:


  7. liesjuhh says:

    I vote for Casillero, or Casinero (:

  8. Christina says:

    how about sIKE!!!! [pronounced like "psych" from the '90's] as in, sIKE! this is all a joke and he’s really still MY novio.

  9. Dani says:

    Look at them. :)
    They’re sooo adorable together.
    Iker is sooo hot and she is so pretty.
    She’s so lucky

  10. Pancakelovescesc says:

    What about CC,simple,no?

  11. Miss Spanish Nationa says:

    She is just too smug….too damn smug

  12. Eebza says:

    As much as I hate to say it, this is beautiful.

  13. M says:

    Number 3, definitely.

  14. Anny says:

    I have a good one!! Casillero (pronounced Casi’yero, of course..)
    They are seriously adorably-in-love and therefore deserve a serious name mash-up

  15. Winnie says:

    The third option made me chuckle in real life.

    How about Saiker, Ikara, CaCa, CasBONERo?! LOL idk, i'm bad with these things especially since their last names are too long for a match up.

  16. Catie says:

    Aww they’re cute together :) . Yeah, her default facial expression may be bitchy with a side of annoyance, but she seem to genuinely light up around him. I don’t think she’s as bad as she looks. And no shaving! I like my men scrufftastic ;)

  17. liz says:

    has anyone seen this? so funny!!!! Arbeloa & pepe fall while on the bus!


  18. Iv says:

    Iker and Sara overload lately

  19. Dru says:

    Awww, they're so cute and in love (that picture of her pulling up his sweatshirt hood will make even the most hardcore Carb-hater a bit diabetic, it's that sweet)! I actually can't feel anything negative about her, couples who are this charming get a pass from me on their PDAs and I really hope their relationship lasts.

  20. #3 certainly has its merits, but I'd got with #1. Has a nice ring to it.

  21. SoccerDuckie says:

    A couple in love, in normal getups. Me likey!!! And he looks so faffing happy with her, so good for them.

  22. Dominique says:

    haha I think I like Carbonillas or SIKER :)

  23. Hannah says:

    How about Pastillas? It’s a dessert made with powdered milk, condensed milk and white sugar and it’s sickeningly sweet. But you just want to eat it all up just the same.

    • SoccerDuckie says:

      Hannah, that gets my vote! Better than pastillas as in tablets anyway.

      Mmmmmmm…dessert…I want some now!!! :D

  24. laland says:

    hehehe "Pastillas" means tablets is Spanish. and i don't think they'll like to be called that.

  25. Pam says:

    I wonder what goes on in the hotel room..

  26. Missy Manchester says:

    Anybody voting for “Carcas”?? LOL

  27. Rupster says:


  28. Taylor says:

    ahhhh Sara pastasauce, how I dislike you so. not because she’s with iker, but she just rubs me the wrong way.

    I’d really like to shove a jar of spaghetti sauce down her throat.

    • Laurie says:

      I don't like her, too. And I don't like Iker that much either(except for his goalkeeping skills)… He's cute but I'd imagine him rather boring.

      And Pastasillas already bores me a bit.

      • Rupster says:

        I actually really like him…goalkeeping skills and all…. but i do have to agree with u, he mite be rather boring…:(

  29. Emily says:

    it should kind not king :)

  30. I didn't like them in the beginning but I think they're very cute together now! Pastillas for sure.

  31. Black Rose says:

    they’re getting a little tiresome and cheesy, ain’t they?

  32. Tinkerbell says:

    i mean, i’m with Blair. i know my obsession is not healthy, but i couldn’t help it. hixhix, Sara take a good care of him!

  33. lulu says:

    Pastasillas is “pastachairs” in Spanish, lol

    • elizabeth says:

      LOL…I hadn't even noticed that until you pointed it out. Now I have this image of pasta dripping off of a chair. So I'm going to have to vote for Carbonillas its less creepy. Oh and what is up with her fugly shoes with USA sweatshirt combo.

  34. Rachel S says:

    I agree this pic is a little hard to deal with…but just look at Iker’s delighted smile! So cute!!

  35. emm says:

    Pastasillas got me laughing so hard. ILOVEIT.

  36. Kleon says:

    Pasta Iker? O.o They are a sweet couple but seriously we are in danger to suffer an overdosis of them…

    • JulieFromParis says:

      Casillas has no effect on me but im already suffering the overdosis… seriously.

  37. lilygold says:

    Sorry if I’m repeating but how about : CasiNero. They are so sweet, I love seeing young love,Bless them xx

  38. Lila says:


  39. b&c says:

    OMG!!!! Carbonillas is hilarious!!! the name seems food!!! Yummi!!!

  40. caitanya says:

    They look really happy–it makes me smile a lot. I hope they enjoyed their hols in SF, despite the weather! At least they made off with cheesy touristic USA sweatshirts for good memories lol

  41. Fernanda says:

    They are too cute for words. Although those sweaters have got to go!

  42. Colleen says:

    they make me want to puke. get a room and stop rubbing your authenticly successful relationship in my face!

    this is depressing and annoying, and i can't look away.

  43. Eileentje says:

    I like ikernero! ;-)

  44. Lisa says:

    way to beat a dead horse. Can we please just go ONE week without these two…. oh never mind. Continue beating!

    • Thea says:

      It's odd – really as they are now so in your face you have to accept them BUT it's getting over kill now!

      • Lisa says:

        Shhh… put on your David Attenborough voice. We can't disturb the Iker girls during a feeding frenzy.

  45. Iwantyourcookies says:

    carboniker ! or carboneater .. you know carbon .. eater .. cause its like .. pasta :D …. you dont get it do you ? .. –’

  46. Nandolover says:

    they are just 2 cute 2gether!! its adorable

  47. Steph says:

    I’ll admit that those two actually look pretty cute in those pics. :) And LOL at Pastasillas. I like that better than Carbonillas. :P

  48. marijo says:

    since i can have iker , =/

    i must say , i want my husband to love me as much as he loves her( and she loves him(of course))

  49. rubyqueen says:

    awww they are so totally adorable and sooooo in love.:D i like sarasillas or siker.

  50. Molly says:

    Kickette, do you want to make me have a nervous breakdown or what?!! And Iker, don't even worry about the knife! Just rip my broken heart out with you bare hands!

  51. cliu says:

    They may be the perfect couple: beautiful, but normal. He's emo, she's professional…she makes the british wags look very trashy with their spray on tans and huge shopping bags. Kudos to both of them for hanging out in SF.

  52. Zara says:

    “Pastasillas” sounds good.. but how about this one: “backoffPastasauceIkerbelongstoustheKickettes”. ok twas a fail :|

  53. Tinkerbell says:

    i'm Blair, SIKER is genius. although i'm his die hard fan, i have to accept the fact that he's so in love with Sara. but it doesn't mean that i couldn't stalk him anymore Ha-ha.

  54. bloggity says:

    carbsillas. maybe it can evolve into carbzilla. yes, i just wished a lot of carbs on them.

  55. MadridistaJenn says:

    Dear Kickettes,

    I thought I'd share a little something with you all: http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=YIp9wuCGh_E&f…

    In summary, its the World Cup champs in underwear and towels, champagne, laughs…oh yeah, and Iker in tight blue manties (man-panties)!

    If you've seen it, you should probably watch it again… and again and again.


    • Liz says:

      hahaha one of my favorite videos of the Spanish NT! i love the part with Villa & the reporter!

    • Lisa says:

      greatest. video. EVER! this coming from someone who has watched it too many times to count over the last two years. It never gets old.

      • MadridistaJenn says:

        I know, I almost forgot it existed (shame on me)! That video has more thighs than a bucket of chicken at KFC and I'm still salivating! Ramos back tattoos, Casillas thighs, and muscly, half dressed men with champagne; where's the chocolate and why am I not there?!?

    • Rachel S says:

      why have i not seen this before? either way, what a great video. I can't get over how HOT the Ramos looks whenever he's shirtless. GAHHH!

    • caitanya says:

      omg this is great!!!

    • Tash says:

      OMG!!!!That was amazing!!Love the reporter’s confusion at the end of that…am pretty sure that that would be my reaction if all that hotness descended on me (esp sexy Ramos)

    • Steph says:

      OMG, I can’t believe I haven’t seen this before! :D I’ve only seen like, bits and pieces of it, but not the whole thing. lol. Thanks!

  56. Jenn says:

    I would like Casicar, but Carbonillas sounds yummy, so it's 2)

  57. Claire says:

    another Iker & Sara post? Christ, Kickette… :-/

  58. gb says:

    futbolita already deigned them "Ikerbonero!"

    • Lisa says:

      yea thats where I first saw Ikerbonero mentioned too. I like that name much better.

      Funny I have never seen Futbolita mentioned on this site. Maybe theres an East Coast-West Coast thing going on with Kickette we don't know about.

      Carbonillas sounds like a high-cholesterol Tex-Mex dish… which I would whole-heartedly approve of!

      Yes waiter I'd like Carbonillas with extra cheese and a margarita or ten to wash it down!

  59. princess93 says:

    very beautiful couple

  60. Louise says:

    They are totally freaking adorable, even in those horrible sweatshirts (there is a pic of them somewhere of her pulling up the hood on his that could give you a cavity). Time to put away the hate (although she never bothered me) and be happy for them.

    • Dru says:

      Same here! I don't really get the Pasta hate, she seems nice enough when they're alone together and they look so damn happy, I hope it lasts.

  61. TristaJade says:

    These two are ridic adorable. <3

  62. beri says:

    I kinda like Carbonillas! Lol!

  63. berline says:

    wow….i hope u are two getting married soon *i would fain, serious**

    maybe, her name should Cara Carbonara and me would be Berline Bolognaise…hahaha…

    i love Iker very much…but, i rahter Sara than Eva Gonzales or else to be Iker's wife…

    although, i will broken heart, perhaps…but,i willing that for my Iker >__<

  64. fembot says:


    Ikersauce…? or Sarasillas ?

    Yeah that's all from here, any other suggestions I might have will naturally begin with "Ughh notthesetwoagain!!"

  65. Mrs Navas says:

    pastasillas!!!!!1 LMAO literally. but i do like weepingwithdespair… i actually look up to iker.

  66. gin_in_teacups says:

    I enjoy weepingwithdespair…

    Although I'm not heartbroken over this (I love him and appreciate his sexy, but not in a "he must be mine" kind of way) the fact that Kickette is addressing the sadness some of the readership must be feeling, is pre-comforting for when the Ramos inevitably takes up with some intolerable hussy.

    • JulieFromParis says:

      "for when the Ramos inevitably takes up with some intolerable hussy.". So true but still Why are you so mean with me??? WHYYY? (lol)

      • JulieFromParis says:

        Meant mean to me.. Whatever…

        Did U C that video of SR back in Camas?

        He takes a little girl in his arms and u can just tell what a great father he's gonna be.

        • gin_in_teacups says:

          OMG yes! That video killed me. I was like ok, I am so not ready for kids but Sergio could maybe change my mind…

        • miss_lashes says:

          Where? where? W H E R E did u see the Sexyness Ramos Video??? Plz plz plz put the link up!

          P.s. Congratz for ur Wedding! Hey and that means there is now one less competition for Sergio Baby ;-)

        • Maria says:

          That is his niece Daniela, she is sooo cute :) !

      • gin_in_teacups says:

        LOL. Sorry, didn't mean to bring up thoughts of sad thing. When the dreaded day comes we'll have to hate her together.

        • JulieFromParis says:

          Yes, we definetly have to keep in touch and when this awful day arrives, we’ll form a club: the S.R.H.H (the Sergio Ramos Hussy Haters)!! That’s gonna rock!!

          (Even if a i have to play fair and say that, as i couldn’t decently wait for Sergio anymore (lol), i’m getting married this august 14th)

          • gin_in_teacups says:

            The S.R.H.H – I love it!!!

            Congrats on your wedding! That's wonderful :-)

    • senora ramos says:

      gin, i am def living in denial for that day to never, ever come :'(

      unless i'm the hussy!! :D

      which i'd be a hussy for leaving my hubs for him (which i totally would never do :D

    • lulu says:

      Well, I don't know girls… But I read here http://www.elperiodicodearagon.com/noticias/notic… that the Ramos was in Cadiz with a certain "India Martínez"

      (BISHHHHHH WHAAAAT???, yeeeah that's what i said)

      the article is in spanish and it's about how everyone in the spanish NT has gone off to their holidays… and there's just a paragraph about Sergio that says something like this:

      Sergio Ramos is off to Zahara de los Atunes (Cádiz), with his usual friends and his GIRLFRIEND, India Martinez, the 24 singer from Cordoba. Before traveling to Cadiz, Ramos paid a charity visit to Senegal with Unicef (…) The footballer took advantage of his time there and changed his mane for cornrows à la Bo Derek.

      • lulu says:

        I meant “the 24 year old singer from Cordoba”
        It’s the Ramos Effect… whenever you bring him and his sexyness up, typos start sprouting like mold on smelly cheese

        • senora ramos says:

          NO NO NO! ::fingersinears::

          • JulieFromParis says:

            No way!! Girls, you cannot be serious: i come back from a dinner party and you're at it AGAIN.

            Repeat after me: SR is SINGLE (Pleazzzzzz)

            Im getting quite nervous about the wed and i dont think i could handle a new Ramos hussy right now (lol)

            I know that what im gonna say is weird, as i know nothing about SR and his life, but i truly think that he's running after something that's not for him with all those actresses, singers,… Why cant he find a pretty, smart , fun NORMAL girl like Fernando? Any idea for the perfect suitress? (u can OF COURSE vote for yourself!!)

            • JulieFromParis says:

              OMG!! please read above "as Fernando did", im not comparing F. to a girl!!

              Mon anglais doit être trop bizarre des fois…….

              • lulu says:

                Noooo ton anglais n'est pas si terrible! my french, on the other hand probably is, since i haven't practiced in months..

                in any case, i think this is probably another notch on his bedpost… we know he's not settling down anytime soon

                and if all else fails, there's still his brother rene!!!! :D

                • JulieFromParis says:

                  Merci Lulu. Update on "unamadridista site": pictures of Sergio on the beach wth little Daniela, cutest thing ever…

                  • senora ramos says:

                    julie you english is wonderful, dear. don't fret!!

                    also, i just love unamadridista!!

                    i'll just wait until el ramos's wedding day to be upset over any hussys :D

                    • JulieFromParis says:

                      Wise decision about SR, you're a Lady and a source of inspiration for all of us!!

                      (So, some of u do talk french, that's cool!)

                    • lulu says:

                      Precisely what i'll do!

                      unamadridista rules!

                      And yes, I hope that if he were ever to marry, he'll go for a normal fun girl like Fernando… lol :) i'm jk

                      And JulieFromParis, "bon mariage"! (??? lol i forgot how to say that in french, excuse-moi)

          • lulu says:

            I know :’( but we should wait for Kickette confirmation!!! hang in there senora ramos

  67. zztop says:


  68. mama-barca says:

    aww its really hard not to love these two.how cute are they? i love iker..if he cant be with me i guess he can be with sara..shes really pretty and i like her dress sense, seems to be a good person too

  69. rslkdl says:

    They are so adorable.

    LMAO. I hate mashup names but Pastasillas made me blow my drink all over my monitor. Winner!

  70. Blair says:

    SIKER (pronounced SICKER) – it's a proper couple name plus it accurately describes how we feel when we see them together… constantly.

  71. Mrs.Madrid says:

    I'm crying. This is a little hard to deal with. But I'm happy for them. I guess….

  72. senora ramos says:

    awww, 1st, what a heartbreakingly cute pic!! 2nd, i like #3 with a side of #4, stillleavingindenialhe'llleaveherandmovetotheusandfindme!

  73. Homeskillet17 says:

    Ikerbonero! that's the one i came up with :D

  74. Dee says:

    #1 just makes me hungry. #3 has the ring to it but is too expensive to put on a t-shirt. I choose #4… "IfonlyIfoundthatmagiclamp"