September 10th, 2012
Napoli Players Advised To Avoid Injuries By Practising Abstinence
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Kickettes, please enjoy this tale of a smart person talking out of his arse who we predict will live to regret it:
“Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations,” Professor Alfonso De Nicola told Corriere del Mezzogiorno.
First of all, promoting abstinence as a means to ward off injuries? Please. ‘Ballers are skanks and so are the many women that walk amongst them.
Good try though.