September 10th, 2012

Napoli Players Advised To Avoid Injuries By Practising Abstinence

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Kickettes, please enjoy this tale of a smart person talking out of his arse who we predict will live to regret it:

“Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations,” Professor Alfonso De Nicola told Corriere del Mezzogiorno.

First of all, promoting abstinence as a means to ward off injuries? Please. ‘Ballers are skanks and so are the many women that walk amongst them.

Secondly professor, this is the 21st century. Although most players have no tact, which is why we love them so dearly, you’d be surprised to learn just how many own a device called a webcam.

Good try though.

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  2. tammyv says:

    It is why ballers are kept away from their partners the night before the match. To make sure no, drinking/sex takes place.

    During major tournements, sex breaks with the gf/wife/random skank in the club are scheduled by the national team

  3. Miss_F says:

    I'd like to see a 'baller keep it in his pants!

    That said… I guess some women can't help but throw themselves at some of the hotties in the footballing world… Becks, Raul, Giroud, Pique, Navas, Ramos… to name a few ;)