March 4th, 2010
National Team Choices: Yes, No, Maybe So?
The premise of this Sizzle Query is simple, dear readers. Three National team footy players. All offering champagne, grapes and an overnight cuddle sesh. You must divvy out your responses as follows:
1. Submit willingly to one by saying “yes”;
2. Rubber stamp a big ‘ole REJECTED sign on on another, signifying “no”;
3. Ask for a raincheck by regrettably informing them “maybe so/not now but absolutely later babe, pinky swear!”
(Let us pre-empt the inevitable – you’re not allowed to vote “I throw a rope around the trio and group-run like hell to the nearest shower.”)
Just to throw another wrench your way, we didn’t necessarily select the most obvious choices of man candy. To play fairly, we decided to give some of the other NT members the spotlight for a change. “Some” being the operative word.
That being said, hypothetical circumstances are irrelevant. You must choose and there’s no other way about it. Keep in mind that while we’ve included our own thoughts, You.Must.Choose. Since we are co-conspirators of the original version of this game, we just supercede the rules.
This should be good.
Portugal: Duda, Raul Miereles. Paolo Ferreira
We say: Duda/HELL YEAH; Raul/Not with that beard; Paolo/Give us a cheeky pinch and we’ll consider
Ivory Coast: N-Dri Koffi Romaric, Souleman Bamba, Abdoulaye Meite
We say: N-Dri/Yes; Souleman/No because his scowl needs work; Abdoulaye/We’re still debating on what’s causing him so much confusion
Brazil: Maicon, Robinho, Kaka
We say: Maicon/Yes, we’ve been missing out; Robinho/Obvious No; Kaka/MS?
Spain: Gerard Pique, David Villa and Xabi Alonso
We say: DNA is soo not fair