October 29th, 2009

Nemanja Vidic: Red Card Hot

Nemanja you hot angry intense tackling piece of man treat.

Real talk 1: if this is the intense face Nemanja has when walking onto the pitch holding an innocent child’s little hand, can you even imagine his other faces? Ahem.

Real talk 2: the hottest robot to play in the Premier League is now the most booked defender in the Premier League.

We’re not interested in analyzing nor debating why /how. We just know that we like it. Not to say we don’t want to see him on the pitch – we certainly¬†require visuals like these to keep us mentally balanced. But – you know what we mean, yes?

What about you? Does a footballer with a temper and a penchant for blood, guts and macho do it for you? Or do you prefer ‘em a little milder around the edges?

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39 Responses to “Nemanja Vidic: Red Card Hot”

  1. Tora says:

    As Purple has said, his cards are usually saved goals. Vida is a great player and… so damn hot!

  2. bubbly_cheryl says:

    i agree with you missc, nothing better than seeing ballers getting all hot and bothered on a pitch, makes me get all hot and bothered! fourth is right, i would have a few kicked out of the game for their diving… eduardo i’m glaring at you (that dive is still bothering me)

  3. NinyaC says:

    “What about you? Does a footballer with a temper and a penchant for blood, guts and macho do it for you?”

    Hehe lately I am crushing on Materazzi…… This post is so timely too because I am kind of denying it.

  4. bubbly_cheryl says:

    oh i do love some rough and ready vida! nothing gets a hangover cured than seeing his package!

  5. Venice says:

    You'll have to excuse me if I don't find the chants about murder and destroying small European countries particularly funny.

    However, there seems to be a party in his shorts and that's always fun.

    • FirstTeamCoach says:

      The chant is nothing to do with him destroying any countries, but him 'murdering' the majority (but not all) of the strikers he comes up against. It is a fairly common chant in various forms for other players in other clubs.

      For the record, he does not like being associated with a 'murder' chant, it came from the terraces.

      However, I have to agree that I too am enjoying the shorts party Hee !

      • Venice says:

        The destroying thing was referred to the first comment in this post. I am not associating Nemanja with anything and I am sure he's a professional who doesn't like to be associated with such things. But was all very recent and even if people don't mean it in that way, I still hate hearing it, that's all.

        Maybe you would too in similar circumstances.

        • Lolinha says:

          I wasn't referring to his nationality (and frankly didn't even think about it) in my post, but his aggressive playing style and physical presence on the pitch. I wasn't saying he's a violent person just for being Serbian.

          I am sorry if I offended you or anyone else in any way.

          I suppose it was an unfortunate choice of words, but something I personally use quite often (funny or not).

          The destruction thing wasn't a genocide reference, (Which is something I'd never kid about, recent or not.) more like he looks angry enough to do some serious damage to something or whatever.

          And as someone who's never been to a ManU game, I've no idea what they're chanting over there, so it wasn't about that either.

          Just for the record I keep politics out of Kickette and everything is always said with regards to football. (Unless it's something dirty in which case it's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.)

  6. Baby Freya says:

    Fiestiness is good to an extent but when you get THAT many bookings, you kinda wonder what the hell is wrong with him…maybe he needs a good girly night in w/ chocolate and a sappy movie to let him unwind :)

    Although, I do find it funny that in the last 3 games against Pool, he's been sent off. Somebody can't handle the Torres!

  7. MissEstonia says:

    I love his rough sex(iness). So glad he plays for my team. He really is just about the sexiest footballing (or nonfootballing) robot I have ever seen. Eastern Europeans…you know, we've got a bit of pent-up anger (well, I'm from the North, so technically I'm not Eastern European, but we were oppressed by the same people) after being owned by big, bad, biitchin Russia for 500 million years. So don't blame him. :D See, I'm convinced that he looks like a big rough man-o-steel but really…really, he has to be the sweetest little teddy bear gooey guy out there. I'll bet my inexpensive YSL Tribute Too knockoffs on that! :)

  8. FootballerChick43 - says:

    What is it about ballers with children that makes me love them automatically? I don't know, but I generally am not a fan of Vidic. I am here, lol. I am ashamed of myself.

  9. KateAlonso says:

    'I will kill you all!' that's what his face says ahhahahhahahhahhahahahahahaha

  10. Flowie says:

    Vida..I have no idea that your son is so handsome

  11. rami says:

    that little boy is too cutee!!

  12. Purple says:

    He is just perfect! He is actually great player, not just pure force ,so his cards are usually saved goals .

    Anyway, Vida rules!

  13. Avenath says:

    He can red-card me anytime…sigh, sigh, sigh…

  14. aristeia says:

    Oh I get it. As much as his bad behavior frustrates me (and is bad for the team), I’m completely done in when Philou gets all aggro. It’s like porn to me. Like here, here and of course here. Unf.

    Actually, nearly the entirety of Roma is a giant aggro-fest and I love it. I clearly have issues.

  15. Lilly says:

    i just love how assy some players get when they know they're losing an imp game and there's no way to turn the score around.then and only then are they not afraid to get their claws out cuz they're toast either way..might as well give 'em a hard time!

  16. MUfcMarie says:

    Must say that his bookings can get quite annoying when he gets me negative points in my fantasy league! Still, every time I see that robotic god tackle someone to the ground I can’t help but get all hot and bothered. I wonder if he’s really a teddy bear underneath?

  17. mrs aaron ramsey ('pool fan) says:

    hellz yeah i luv me some vidic and his his ability to get red cards when playing the one club i’d die for :) it makes me smile. lets go for the beaver trick baby!!!!

  18. Ella says:

    I love me some Vidic! And who doesn't love a man who is a badass?

  19. ILOVEVIDIC says:


    this is absolutely the best story you've posted in a while!

    i love the tag as you roll over the picture as well!

    i deffinately like em rough around the edges. vidic is my one and only :)

  20. shay says:

    I think his name says it all ne-MAN-ja. Hottest red card getting robot in the league. Whoo!

  21. Sarah says:

    He’s no Verminator!

  22. Sgoooo says:

    oh, i cannot tell you how much i love Gattuso from Milan!!!!! There is nothing gentle or mild about that Italian specimen!!!!!!!!

  23. HiL says:

    OH YEAH. I love it when some footballers go all tough and bad ass. Especially when Vida does.
    “He comes from Serbia, he’ll fu**ing murder ya. lalala.

  24. Lolinha says:

    I do enjoy me some Vida with his I’ll-show-you-where-you-can-stick-that-red-card-I’m-off-to-destroy-a-small-European-country-face, and there are some other ballers who have me biting the sofa cushion with their on the pitch fits (read. not the criers and fakers ).
    Mostly, it depends on how important the game is and how serious is the matter that’s gotten their base layers in a bunch.

  25. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Vida = HOT

    Got to agree with Fourth too !

  26. Fiery, tough, hard tackling – LOVE IT. If it's done with skill, and within the rules, fine by me. It's a contact sport. Pansy ass divers are ruining what used to be a full-blooded man's game.

  27. carly says:

    My fave footballers have nothing mild about them. They're as fast and furious as they can get…

  28. MrsC says:

    I know I shouldn't, but when they get ALL fired up and angry on the pitch that just does it for me. John Terry is one of the best. Ooh, when he gets his angry on, I melt…