July 15th, 2008

Nereida Gallardo: Piss off, I’m Still Here

Oh, bollocks.

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image via dailymail/eagle press

Whatsherface is on full effect damage control about the reports in Spain and Portugal that she’s been kicked to the kerb by Cristiano Ronaldo.

She’s gone on the offensive and told press that the relationship is not over. “I love him and he loves me,“ she told press outside her home in Majorca.

However, other people close to her are laughing this off and saying that Ms. Nereida is definitely on the single-train back to nurse school/bikini contests/etc.

Not that we expected her to curl up and disappear just yet, but this is some rapid fire response time on her behalf, and we are impressed by that.

Watch this space, Kickettes.  Surely a sex tape or reality tv show is nigh. We’re off to light a candle and offer up a Louboutin sacrifice to the gods in the hopes that Cristiano is single again.

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46 Responses to “Nereida Gallardo: Piss off, I’m Still Here”

  1. IchbineinLachs says:

    I spy cellulite…

  2. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    DAMN! well, I hope C-ron opens his eyes pronto! agh! her legs! iu!

  3. HoneyBee says:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/biza… Let's just hope that like Croatian team at the Euro championship I did not start celebrating to early.But from what I read in this article she is in denial or Ronaldo hasn't told her yet in words she actually understands.And lets hope Mum Dolores finally talks some sense into his empty head.I think C9 is perfect woman for him-she would straighten him up.

  4. sarabee says:

    Im still cracking up at the headline!!! I might be able to post when I’ve calmed down! Lol!

  5. c9 says:

    Tiring, pathetic and absolutely boring! I agree with Carly there will be more stories to come. Thanks for starting up a fund so I may get a ticket to come over and swoon my Cris into a loverboy, knee begging frenzy. And once I've accomplished the unthinkable there will be a huge kickette party over at "our" house ;)

  6. Ms-NMMc says:

    LOL. I don’t think she’s going anywhere soon.. This will be on-going for a while! I do feel bad for her with her cellulite cos i have it bad too =[

  7. lose that girl says:

    We really do need official confirmation. The possibility of it being really over makes me giddy…and I don’t even fancy him.

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  8. Vanna_B says:

    u like fake ass what

  9. Romario says:

    why are you birds constantly hating on her? she's a good lookin chick.. especially in this foto, she looks great…so what if she's had a couple…I can make an educated guess that most of yall have had your fair share too.. stop it already

  10. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    DAMN! well, I hope C-ron opens his eyes pronto! agh! her legs! iu!

  11. sarabee says:

    Im still cracking up at the headline!!! I might be able to post when I've calmed down! Lol!

  12. lose that girl says:

    We really do need official confirmation. The possibility of it being really over makes me giddy…and I don't even fancy him. lose that girl blog

  13. FootballerChick43 - says:

    God knows she'll be the next person to be picked up by E!. Watch out for "Whatserface That Dated Cristiano: I Swear Its Not Over!"

  14. Erin says:

    Good! I hope she claws on tight with her press-on nails. These two nasty pieces of work deserve each other. Though really, he's nastier than she is. Dumped via newspaper…pure class that cron.

  15. Exercise. Cellulite isn’t like acne or a rash. It’s fat that has piled up to create an unattractive rippling pattern. The only cure for cellulite is exercise, diet, or surgery.

  16. I was sure that their relationship would not last for more than a month! I am not surprised to read this smile
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  17. Oh now she is a very cute little thing smile ! Why would Christian Ronaldo ever think of breaking up with her? I am deeply in love with every single piece of information you post here. Will be back often to read more updates!
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  18. wtf? says:

    Hmmmmm…I don’t know… there’s just something really cheap and nasty about her…I can’t quite put my finger on it…..?

  19. kaya says:

    Actually, this is a pretty flattering pic of her. The most so I’ve seen, at least.

  20. Lindsey says:

    wow at least i can find comfort in the fact that he would date someone with cellulite. It adds a sort of human quality to the whole situation. But as for them being back together… she is just doing damage control and Im sure it will only be days/weeks until things are officially overrr. at least I hope so!

  21. Lil' says:

    If it’s over I am a genius
    I bet month ago that it would end up on the 15th of June,
    in one thread we all chose the day their break-up will be announced
    what did I win?
    ow I am not sure if I chose the 10th or the 15th, the 15th, definitely

  22. mary says:

    ok
    nice hair.
    slightly digging that white stone bracelet that she is wearing BUT other than that…she’s UGLY!!!
    he can do sooo much better…
    i bet if anything he was whipped and finally is out of that “daze” that he was in.
    biggest forehead out of all those WAGs

  23. Liz says:

    She looks quite attractive in this pic actually, and I dont think shes pretty in the slightest. But her face and Hair look really pretty for once.

  24. Mrs Roy Keane says:

    Come on, could you just leave this girl alone?

  25. cristina_juve says:

    Well said Fourth! I think she'll finally give up when the club season starts back up again and she no longer has a seat in the stadium.

  26. Filthygorgeous says:

    I am loving her hooker heels lol. She could take the priciest, most elegant shoes on the market and make them look like they belong on someone called 'Cinnamon' who's about to be called to the stage! Oh C-Ron & Nereida, for the love of jesus please quit the media-whore-a-thon you have been staging all summer…the whole thing is getting really tired!

  27. carly says:

    *sigh* Didn't I tell you? This is so tiring!

  28. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    *Sighs* *Yawns*

  29. TammyV says:

    YAY!!! TACKINESS ENSUES!!! This is going to be fun to watch

  30. LoveLamps says:

    Talk about hanging on by a thread!

  31. iinvisible says:

    desperate.

  32. PlavaDiva says:

    I guess we can expect anything now from those two, and lots of photos of all their future crap…

  33. cristina_juve says:

    Yeah she’s pretty but so is Nadal’s girl, and she’s not a trashbag–having good looks doesn’t condone certain behavior that would normally label someone a tramp if they weren’t in the public eye. Fair share hahaha– I’m more like negative share. And yeah, lets raise some funds to get c9 a ticket– if Olympique Marseilles fans can do it for Drogba…

  34. aristeia says:

    That’s it girl, hang onto your meal tick– er, man.

  35. Cici says:

    Looking at her makes me wanna slap some sense into Sergio

  36. Becca says:

    Ive Got All My Fingers And Toes Crossed!
    Lets Hope Shes Gone.
    Forever.

  37. The Fourth Official says:

    I wouldn’t have expected anything less from a piece of desperate, jumped-up, Euro-trash. You don’t get to her “position” in life without knowing how to keep your claws dug in. This should go on for several weeks, until she shows up at a club with some Spanish pseudo-celebrity from the fringes of football and declares her undying love for same. Unfortunately, for NG, after having sampled the best/richest football has to offer, the only way is down.

  38. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    You’d think after being dumped by one of the most famous footballers in the world that she would just kindly dissappear off the face of the earth and try and keep whats left of her dignity, but no, Whoreida wouldn’t do that would she! So now we are facde with atleast a few weeks worth of her face being in the papers…for gods sake Whoreida, crawl back into your hole! Although saying that, the pic of her actually looks rather nice…did i just say that?!

  39. Brandy says:

    How embarrassing… the whole world knows you were dumped and you are in denial. Just sad.

  40. Paris says:

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  41. AJ says:

    United fans know this drill. Cristiano doesn’t have the balls to tell people anything to their face. He hides and uses the papers to do his dirty work. Bet that’s what’s going on here too. :)

  42. carly says:

    *sigh* Didn’t I tell you? This is so tiring!

  43. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    *Sighs* *Yawns*

  44. TammyV says:

    Would it not work better/be more believable if a.) he said it b.)they were seen together?

  45. TammyV says:

    YAY!!! TACKINESS ENSUES!!! This is going to be fun to watch

  46. TammyV says:

    Would it not work better/be more believable if a.) he said it b.)they were seen together?