July 15th, 2008
Nereida Gallardo: Piss off, I’m Still Here
image via dailymail/eagle press
Whatsherface is on full effect damage control about the reports in Spain and Portugal that she’s been kicked to the kerb by Cristiano Ronaldo.
She’s gone on the offensive and told press that the relationship is not over. “I love him and he loves me,“ she told press outside her home in Majorca.
However, other people close to her are laughing this off and saying that Ms. Nereida is definitely on the single-train back to nurse school/bikini contests/etc.
Not that we expected her to curl up and disappear just yet, but this is some rapid fire response time on her behalf, and we are impressed by that.
Watch this space, Kickettes. Surely a sex tape or reality tv show is nigh. We’re off to light a candle and offer up a Louboutin sacrifice to the gods in the hopes that Cristiano is single again.