August 9th, 2012
New ‘Ballers In Town: Mike Chabala & Aleandro Rosi
Aleandro Rosi, now of Parma FC. You likey? Images: D&G; Marco Luzzani/Getty Images Europe.
Fans of sexy footy players lining up alongside one another, good news: D.C. United’s (newly crowned hottest 2012 MLS All-Star player by our lurvely readers) Chris Pontius will soon be standing well-chiseled shoulder to well-chiseled shoulder with Mike Chabala, whose trade from Portland Timbers was just announced. Mr Chabala stands at an erect 6’0″, is “good for the gays” says Gay4Soccer.com and has previously been lauded around these parts for his wood chopping talents and environmentally friendly fashion forwardness.
Watch this space and get to know Mike a little better, Kickettes.
Intimately if you can.
In Italy, 25-year-old former AS Roma defender, Aleandro Rosi (above, at left), was unveiled as Parma FC’s newest signing this week, so we can all expect to see more of him in his skivvies next pre-season.
More importantly, “bicked” eyebrows aka those slashes shaved into Aleandro’s face: do you love or loathe? Other former wearers of this (non?) style include Ricardo Quaresma, Mario Balotelli and our own Finest Fiver, Kevin-Prince Boateng.