August 9th, 2012

New ‘Ballers In Town: Mike Chabala & Aleandro Rosi

Aleandro Rosi, now of Parma FC. You likey? Images: D&G; Marco Luzzani/Getty Images Europe.

Fans of sexy footy players lining up alongside one another, good news: D.C. United’s (newly crowned hottest 2012 MLS All-Star player by our lurvely readers) Chris Pontius will soon be standing well-chiseled shoulder to well-chiseled shoulder with Mike Chabala, whose trade from Portland Timbers was just announced. Mr Chabala stands at an erect 6’0″, is “good for the gays” says and has previously been lauded around these parts for his wood chopping talents and environmentally friendly fashion forwardness.

Watch this space and get to know Mike a little better, Kickettes.

Intimately if you can.

In Italy, 25-year-old former AS Roma defender, Aleandro Rosi (above, at left), was unveiled as Parma FC’s newest signing this week, so we can all expect to see more of him in his skivvies next pre-season.

More importantly, “bicked” eyebrows aka those slashes shaved into Aleandro’s face: do you love or loathe? Other former wearers of this (non?) style include Ricardo Quaresma, Mario Balotelli and our own Finest Fiver, Kevin-Prince Boateng.

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13 Responses to “New ‘Ballers In Town: Mike Chabala & Aleandro Rosi”

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  6. K.A. says:

    Is it just me, or does Chabala look an awful lot like Zoolander?

  7. mabel says:

    OMG he's so fine!!!

  8. s.m. says:

    oh, hai, Aleandro. your eyebrows will grow back, no?

  9. Ninjess says:

    The eyebrow is only sexy if it's a legit scar. If it's a scar, you're a badass. If it's shaved, you're skeezy.

  10. embla says:

    I lovey Aleandro. Beautiful. Runs very fast. Did I mention beautiful? AND good for the gays!
    And I do think that's a scar and not a shaved eyebrow. He's a defender who occasionally stops strikers with his face.

  11. Veronica says:

    Good luck in DC, Chewy. Great to follow him on Twitter, he is quite pretty.

  12. Meginha says:

    Best of luck to Chewy in DC. Great guy. Portland will miss him.

  13. thelovehater says:

    I tried my best to read the post, really! Unfortunately, I’m not scrolling and I think this picture of Aleandro needs to be bigger.