December 30th, 2010
New WAG On Premises? Lara Alvarez Dating Sergio Ramos?
It’s with deep regret that we introduce you to Lara Alvarez, Sergio Ramos’ new WAG. And guess what? She’s a TV presenter.
That is, according to reporter B. Miranda, who placed an ‘exclusive’, non (entirely) descript blind item in the newspaper, El Mundo. In the column, which ran last week, all that was revealed was that “another journalist is right on target”.
Hmmm. Doesn’t sound too rock solid does it?
Well, according to Miranda’s sources, Lara Alvarez and Sergio Ramos are knocking boots (Ed Note: our words, not theirs).
What’s more, La Sexta‘s new “sports muse” apparently has no shame in her “Sergio, can I have your shirt?” game. The second coming of San Carbonillas first approached SR4 for a strip session after a game he played late in the 2009-2010 season. Her savvy excuse? She wanted to donate his kit for a charitable function she was working on.
Needless to say, further Kickette investigative work is foggy, at best. We are happy to share, however, that for once, The Ramos™ is dating a woman his own age (24-years-old). Unfortunately, due to her line of work, we predict that the comparisons between her and Sara C. will give us a full-body case of the scratchies in the very near future.
For instance, Alvarez (the reporter) attended yesterday’s “Champions for Africa” charity match, which was organized by her maybe-boyfriend, Frederic Kanoute and UNICEF. Instead of spreading the news of how much was raised, or where the contributions were headed (towards the education of children in Mali, FYI), a majority of Spanish outlets were more consumed with confirming if Sara C. was in attendance in any capacity.
But hey, that’s just us. Regardless of how quickly our confidence in this story wavers, if you’d be so kind to excuse us now, we’re hastily changing career paths in pursuit of Spanish TV presenting gigs.