April 30th, 2009
New ‘Do: Pato Shaves His Head
More breaking non-news: AC Milan’s Pato has shaved his head!
Call your local news stations and make sure they are covering this urgent information. It needs to be reported on a global scale.
What do you think of his new look? Can you see past the alleged Pato-porn issue in order to make a well-considered response?
FYI: in the video Pato says he shaved it off at home and that he’d been saying he wanted to do it for a while – even though his girl Sthefany kept telling him not to. It was her brother that did the mighty deed.