April 30th, 2009
New ‘Do: Pato Shaves His Head
More breaking non-news: AC Milan’s Pato has shaved his head!
Call your local news stations and make sure they are covering this urgent information. It needs to be reported on a global scale.
What do you think of his new look? Can you see past the alleged Pato-porn issue in order to make a well-considered response?
FYI: in the video Pato says he shaved it off at home and that he’d been saying he wanted to do it for a while – even though his girl Sthefany kept telling him not to. It was her brother that did the mighty deed.


HOOOOT! <img src="http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/drool1.gif">Shaved heads are soooo sexy. Gosh, every man who can wear it like that (note: a good skull shape is necessary) should at least shave his head once
a monthin a lifetime and then use it to entertain me <img src="http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/devil-naughty.gif">But It Might Grow On Me.
Ah, Me No Like
Ooh he looks much older… I love shaved heads but I think I preferred the curls on him… it's not too bad though…
I can get used to it. even though his curls was super cute.
If he likes it,who are we to condemn it?:D
Oh Pato… I miss those curls of yours. Though I think I can deal with this as long as you don’t get it into you head to attempt a beard.
His head apparently isn't the only part he shaves
He’s always cute. The shaved head makes him look older. I preferred him as the adorable kid with hair.
noooooooooooo! i miss your curls!
LOL Stephanie – ah, poor Pato…about the new look: meh
Oooooo yummy, another baller sees sense!
He still looks adorable. I prefer this than the 'fro he used to have. That was awful.
And Stephanie please don't remind me off of *that* video.
OK so now he may now look a bit more legal, but noooooo. I don't like it. Pato you have just ruined my weekend.
Well, I'll miss his boyish curls, but he does look less like a 15 year old now. Even though he is about that old.
Only grown men with a sexy mean streak (oh, okay, AND David Beckham LOL) can pull off the shaved look. Pato looks like the little wannabe skinhead in “This Is England”.
Why Pato, why?!
OK so now he may now look a bit more legal, but noooooo. I don’t like it. Pato you have just ruined my weekend.
And Stephanie please don’t remind me off of *that* video.