July 15th, 2009
New Signing Sexy: Moya v Vermaelen
It’s a battle of the sun-tanned v the sun-screened today, dear readers.
Whilst many of you may like your vacationing football players gelled and perma-tanned to a lovely hue of caramel, others certainly have a preference for their off-season boys to maintain a fresh-faced, pale tone via an IV of SPF.
For your viewing and voting pleasure we bring you two recent rather attractive new signings. Miguel Angel Moya, who just signed with Valencia, and Thomas Vermaelen, the NKOTB at Arsenal. It’s a battle of bronze v flaxen. Caramel cutie v coffin-hot. Which will you choose? Full details below.
Miguel Angel Moya, Valencia
Originally from Spain, this 25-year-old keeper is a naturally-gifted smooth operator who sits at a nice shade of semi-gloss from May through August. Granted, Moya probably doesn’t require a high cook time in the sun to maintain his tan which allows for more time to cavort around the beach/yacht and hit the high-street shops with his vacay partner(s). He also offers a typically hair-free body canvas that’s easy to apply tanning oil to. This is the one to choose if you like your men on an even 14K gold shade year-round.
See also: Paolo Maldini, Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos
Thomas Vermaelen, Arsenal
Arsenal’s newest import from Belgium is a 23-year-old defending mix of pink collagen-enhanced-ish lips and Euro-Icy baby blues. Sure, his fair skin may look all “Fragile: Handle With Care” and also, well, transparent, but imagine the fun you could have slathering on some protective aloe and/or body butter after a day out under the beach umbrella/dungeon. Another plus in choosing a guy like Vermaelen? He’s virtually guaranteed a naturally wrinkle-free face later in life.
See also: Peter Crouch, Philippe Senderos, Fernando Torres, Iniesta
Vermaelen for me hands down…..bumped into him on saturday and trust me this boy is SEXY and his smile oh my dayz and he is so sweet, he gave me a hug and his abs/chest r rock solid
I go with Vermaelen – mainly because Nando is in the ‘see also’ section for the paler individuals.
I go for MOYA too!!
well my avator is a dead give-away.heh.but omg the frst time i saw thomas i started saving pics of him weeks ago!was wondering when u guys would feature him on here,hmm..the man is goegeous .)
kjhsdshdoishdosjdla MIGUEL ANGEL MOYA. Hands down.
MOYA!!! MOYA MOYA MOYA!!! *composes self* Ahem. I mean, Moya wins this one for me.
Vermaelen! But I may be slightly biased to an Arseboy
I had to google them and see more pics to make a proper decision. and I've chosen Moya
yeah, moya, make us valencia fangirls proud, baby.:)
I despise his old club Ajax but Vermaelen has a srong face. He wins it.
Ooh, Moya is quite a cutie!
Vermaelen for me. CLB said exactly what I was thinking LOL
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I’m gonna have to go with Moya…pasty pale really only works for cullens
You know it's Moya all the way. Look at the face!
me also:P
Wow, this is a hard one…
Mmmm both are amazing looking… but Vermaelen's cheekbones? Oh I love them.
moya
Moya gets my vote !
Moya =)
lol, you're asking me Malin? Did you not notice the part where I'm too selfish to share? :p
He's too busy being kept busy by us Balenthia girls…This entire post is hilarious, I am shreeking with laughter! "see also"… But, uhm… Holy mother of… Moya. Also: Gina, WHY have I've not been introduced to him yet???
I agree with Merel. Vermaelen.
I don´t find hotness on these men but i am able to vote Miguel Moya
Love the “See also:”- part
Ahem, M… Moya is off the market lol. :p Claimed by yours truly.
HAHAHAHA….. Moya gets my vote too. Iniesta is the poster boy for the sunscreen-ed side.
MOYA ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNF UNF UNFFFFFFF.
Vermaelen is cute though!
Miguel Angel Moya.. I like my men tanned!
This entire post is hilarious, I am shreeking with laughter! “see also”… But, uhm… Holy mother of… Moya. Also: Gina, WHY have I’ve not been introduced to him yet???
Ooh, I’ll take Moya please. He is damn fine.
The other guy is cute though and at least next to him I’d look like I had a tan, but no I’ll stick with Moya.
Ooh, I’ll take Moya please. He is damn fine.
The other guy is cute though and at least next to him I’d look like I had a tan, but no I’ll stick with Moya.
Nice!!!….can i choose both?…