April 12th, 2012
Neymar: His Bangs Are Like A Shield Of Steel
“What does that label say? Excessive use of this product can lead to breakage? Why didn’t you guys tell me that before?!” Image: AP Photo/Eraldo Peres.
Have you been wondering where Neymar has been recently? We would like to say he’s been trying to decide between lucrative hairspray manufacturing contracts by testing all their products simultaneously, but that would be a lie. This debacle actually occurred while he was attending a ceremony to celebrate his club’s 100th birthday.
And in our experience, that is approximatly how long it will take for him to comb all that goop out of his hair.