November 1st, 2011
Neymar News: Boxers, Break Ups & Brushing Lips

Image Credit: Reproducao.
What Neymar does in his spare time is his business as well as ours.
On his off-pitch exploits, we have several points we’d like to address.

Not that we were actively looking, but we finally have a good explanation for those furiously flexed photos of Neymar that we discovered in September.
In a four year deal that’ll see the Santos FC forward make a few million whilst barely covered, Neymar is officially the face (and body) of Lupo. For reference, Lupo has been going gangbuster on the men’s underwear market for some time now and once their garments hit rock bottom, the only way they found was up.
In the words of our Mums, men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest. Be honest, Kickettes: how many commas in Neymar’s modeling paycheque would it take for you to be interested (assuming you aren’t already)?
Images via sitedosfamosos.com.br.
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Break Ups
Three months ago we learned a handful of skint details surrounding the (possibly not-so-expected) birth of his son, Davi Lucca.
The latest in his apparently hectic love life? After only 2 months of allegedly going steady, Ney-to-the-mar and his actress/girlfriend, Daniela Carvalho, have called time on their relationship. Rumours of his nighttime frolicking with other females – compounded by the supposed harassment of Carvalho by the Brazilian media and the footballer’s own fans – was among the reasons given for the couple’s amicable parting of ways.
We’ve yet to dig up 100% verification that these two were even together in the first place, but as we see it, he’s just doing what comes natural for young ‘ballers: spending money like it’s tap water, gallivanting ‘till dawn with the lay-dies and expressing his angst through his ombre-coloured faux hawk.
Our search for factual sources was essentially over before it ever began.
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Brushing Lips
And finally, Neymar taped a segment for Brazilian chat show, ‘Hebe Camargo’, the other day where he spoke about fame, fatherhood and his ‘vanity’. The programme’s host, Hebe herself, even managed to coax the lad into planting a wet one on her lips.
In most instances, we here at Kickette are happy to be the first to jump on the ‘are they/aren’t they’ bandwagon of endless discussion, speculation and analysing of body language from paparazzi photos of footballers and their gals, but not in this case. This time, we see through Hebe’s ploy. In fact, we wrote the rule book on how to get a job like this done. See page 239 of our Kickette Morals & Ethics Code of Conduct for illustrations.
And with that we say: get it gurrl.
(PS – if you live in Brazil, the show airs tonight, so make sure your girl Siri is prepped and ready to take notes for the rest of the globally-scattered Kickette Army!)


no he is single and he doesnot have a wife thats just a rumer about him i mean come on he is only 20 and he planed and lived his hole life traning for football and he is not that kind of guyes that like girls or something like cristiano ronaldo (no offence i think he is a great player) ….will anyway he is my fave player and i have always loved his playing cuz i looove brazil and he is so beautiful black guy i just wish i could go and meet him or have a picture with him thats would be great ….i really respect him as a player cuz he followed his dreams and he make it keep it up neymar <3
sooo sweeeet.:DDDDD <3
LOVE YOU <3<3<3<3<3
wooow<3
you're so beautiful
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Wow! Is there not one famous, good athlete without a bad girlfriend reputation??? I thought Neymar was like so good at soccer and he would make a perfect husband, i guess not. I admire his soccer skills, but not the way he uses his reputation..
uauuuuu
i think he is gorgeous and i would like him in my bed
quipema que maõ e eu a mai do seu bb miliga ta 8294-4965
vc ta um fato mesas fotos tirando o gostosooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo meu mone e eshiley
He’s too young and inmature. Shame on him
So I'm confused. He's not with the mother of his child anymore?
They were never really together. After he announced the pregnancy, he stated that he was single. The baby's mother is an ex-girlfriend.
Nice. Nothing like having unprotected sex with a teenager you're in a casual relationship with. Must be great for her to read about all these other girlfriends in the tabloids. Then again, maybe she doesn't care. (Getting off my high horse now.)
oi . . . get me some clippers, and get him some wheaties. . .then we'll talk.
I don't know about neymar.. I'm sure that without the weird hair and vanity he'd actually be my kind of guy
That's Hebe… she's a brazilian TV diva who gives everyone a little kiss… men and women.. it's her thing.
She's a legend!
You mean everyone, who comes to her show gets a kiss? Men, women, politicians, rappers, athletes? No matter how old they are?
It's either mental…or genius
It's neither. It's just the signature greeting on her show. Nobody ever makes a big deal out of it, because it isn't. She's like Joan Rivers, an iconic media figure for Brazil (except she's not a comedian, or doesn't center her act around comedy – she's been in a few comedy movies: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0131249/)
colorlessblue couldnt have explained it better…
it's actually an honor to the guest to get a kiss from Hebe… and yes, everyone! She would ask a priest for a little kiss…!
She's a like a kinky, slightly older and more sophisticated brazilian version of Oprah.
Almost wish I hadn't seen this.
Right there with ya