March 29th, 2012
Neymar: Social Networking Or Notworking?
A month after Neymar posted his mobile number on Twitter, the Santos player’s services were called upon to launch a new social media network for footie fans. The 20-year-old spokesman wore a backwards cap to Monday’s Palpiteros.com presser in Brazil, which really accentuated the animosity in his stellar ‘bitch, please!’ facial expression.
Neymar also donned a low budget, knockoff beauty pageant sash whilst picking up his product shill paycheque – one that makes us extremely frowny. And we loathe things that make us frowny.
Botox ain’t cheap and money doesn’t grow on trees, ya know.