May 14th, 2010

Nicklas Bendtner: Pretty ‘Fly’ For a White Guy

Images via MSN Starlounge

While Nicklas Bendtner and his baroness/WAG, Caroline Fleming, have been making more of a public showing lately, what’s most compelling about this loved-up pair is Bendtner’s complete lack of zipper awareness.

Looking quite glam at the Danish Fashion Awards last night, Nicky B. walked the entire dark carpet with his fly down.  Forgetting to zip your trousers brings up 2.5 interesting questions:

- If you spotted someone of Nicky’s ilk, would you politely tell them to keep their goods securely fastened?

- Or what if your privates were the centre of the public transport’s attention? Would you re-adjust in plain sight or sweat out your nerves on the inside?

While our perverse minds would like to envision the intricate type of sexy times these two were managing in the back seat of their hired car, we don’t think Caroline’s fluffy swan tail would be very conducive to that mischievous behaviour. Do you?

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20 Responses to “Nicklas Bendtner: Pretty ‘Fly’ For a White Guy”

  1. freddiegirl says:

    I'm really curious here…can someone please explain to me the hate for this woman? Why? Because if it's the fact that she's older than him that's really uncool. Men have been getting away with dating women/girls that are inappropriately young for them since the beginning of time. A women can't date a younger man? Ok, if she's not a nice woman I can maybe understand the hate but if it's just the age difference…..*shrugs* As an Arsenal fan if Nicklas starts scoring more because he's happy with her than I'm cool with it.

    • Jinx says:

      I totally agree. I think he's smart to date someone who's obviously not after his money and has life's experience. Besides, as a woman who's over thirty, this gives me hope, LOL.

  2. burnedpaper says:

    i hope thats not real fur

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  5. C16 says:

    I don't like her dress…

  6. Ann says:

    Can we start calling her Wagoness? Please?

  7. Jinx says:

    I’m not surprised. If I had him, I’d need access to that 24 hrs a day.

  8. Alisha says:

    This is the exact sort of photo I would normall jump on to save…but with that thing in it…it just ruins the photo…poor Nick having to walk around with that on his arm…I just cannot bring myself to like her….

  9. bubbly_cheryl says:

    'pretty fly for a white guy'- first time i'm noticing him!