May 14th, 2010
Nicklas Bendtner: Pretty ‘Fly’ For a White Guy
Images via MSN Starlounge
While Nicklas Bendtner and his baroness/WAG, Caroline Fleming, have been making more of a public showing lately, what’s most compelling about this loved-up pair is Bendtner’s complete lack of zipper awareness.
Looking quite glam at the Danish Fashion Awards last night, Nicky B. walked the entire dark carpet with his fly down. Forgetting to zip your trousers brings up 2.5 interesting questions:
- If you spotted someone of Nicky’s ilk, would you politely tell them to keep their goods securely fastened?
- Or what if your privates were the centre of the public transport’s attention? Would you re-adjust in plain sight or sweat out your nerves on the inside?
While our perverse minds would like to envision the intricate type of sexy times these two were managing in the back seat of their hired car, we don’t think Caroline’s fluffy swan tail would be very conducive to that mischievous behaviour. Do you?