March 10th, 2011
Nicklas Bendtner: Suit You, Sir? – UPDATED
UPDATE: If Facebook status updates are anything to go by, Nicky’s once-unidentified lady pal is actually a friend of his named Kennid. Hardly closure but surely it should count for something?
There was a time when Nicklas Bendtner provided this site with the kind of material our whacked out staff could really work with. There were the numerous libido-heightening shots of him in various states of public undress. The unforgettable saga of the pink boots. The car crash. The jewellery company.
The man was a veritable muse.
Lately though, Nicky has abandoned us. Obviously his relationship with Caroline Fleming, the birth of his son Nikolas and the subsequent break-up of said relationship mere moments later has forced him to grow up a little, but we have missed the man who inspired the songwriting miracle that is ‘Ode To Nicky B: A Man Who’s Very Tall’.
That’s why we are thrilled to report that post break-up Bendy is back and better than ever. Take this image (above) that an intrepid pap took as Nicky and
an as yet unnamed lady pal *friend Kennid* ventured towards risque London nightspot ‘The Box’. We have no issue with his appearance at said club, or indeed the identity of his lady pal. What worries us rather more is Bendy’s interpretation of the dress code, which apparently should be ‘glamorous’.