March 10th, 2011

Nicklas Bendtner: Suit You, Sir? – UPDATED

UPDATE: If Facebook status updates are anything to go by, Nicky’s once-unidentified lady pal is actually a friend of his named Kennid.  Hardly closure but surely it should count for something?

There was a time when Nicklas Bendtner provided this site with the kind of material our whacked out staff could really work with. There were the numerous libido-heightening shots of him in various states of public undress. The unforgettable saga of the pink boots. The car crash. The jewellery company.

The man was a veritable muse.

Lately though, Nicky has abandoned us. Obviously his relationship with Caroline Fleming, the birth of his son Nikolas and the subsequent break-up of said relationship mere moments later has forced him to grow up a little, but we have missed the man who inspired the songwriting miracle that is ‘Ode To Nicky B: A Man Who’s Very Tall’.

That’s why we are thrilled to report that post break-up Bendy is back and better than ever. Take this image (above) that an intrepid pap took as Nicky and an as yet unnamed lady pal *friend Kennid* ventured towards risque London nightspot ‘The Box’. We have no issue with his appearance at said club, or indeed the identity of his lady pal. What worries us rather more is Bendy’s interpretation of the dress code, which apparently should be ‘glamorous’.

It’s good to see his irrepressible sense of humour is back with a vengeance. He’ll probably need it.

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34 Responses to “Nicklas Bendtner: Suit You, Sir? – UPDATED”

  1. Bunny says:

    It is fru tholstrup who was married to Soren Tholstrup…..although she also dated his brother….are you getting my drift?

  2. Yallah says:

    Her name is reportedly Mrs. Francesca Tholstrup. And the articles below indicate that the they were visiting The Box.
    (Sources: http://msndk.starlounge.com/index.cfm?objectid=11… http://www.bt.dk/kendte/nicklas-bendtner-paa-kinky-sexklub, http://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/dkkendte/article1521…

  3. C16 says:

    She looks like his mom… Just sayin'

  4. Mumtaz says:

    so his bubba's name is Nikolas? nice to hear that… :)

  5. PC says:

    I’m not shocked that his son’s name is also Nicklas, but I’m shocked that his name is spelled “Nikolas,” differently from his own.

  6. *Sunshine* says:

    Is that his gf/wife…? I mean I respect his private life, but omg that woman is old for him… Nicky come to me, baby xD
    I like his suite (can't help myself…)

  7. this is actually the first time i've heard his son's name! am i really really late??

  8. xbabyshakesx says:

    baby needs to stay with someone his age
    HINT HINT: me =]

  9. Melanie Gedeon says:

    LMAOO.
    i thought she was his mom.

  10. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    I'd tap that.

  11. Jen says:

    Hello, did anyone else notice he is headed towards Soho's largest sex shop???

  12. elephantmousie says:

    i wonder how her ensemble looks under the coat…

  13. zippity says:

    Frankly, I'm opposed to any pics of Bentner when he's wearing a shirt…or pants…

  14. Amandinha says:

    i love him! and his hair! and his bow tie!

  15. mochara says:

    You gotta love him, he's renowned for being the horniest member of the Arsenal squad. Fair play to him :)

  16. Brogan says:

    I love how the sign in the window next to them says "Welcome to Soho's Largest Sex Shop". What would he have worn to London's largest sex shop?

  17. Carvivlie says:

    I like a man secure enough in himself to go out with older women. Keep my hopes up ;)

  18. apparently here name is Kennid. he says this on his facebook page:"Must admit that the defeat to the worlds best football team has not died down quite yet. So yesterday my good friend Kennid invited me out for dinner and we rounded off with a nightcap at THE BOX before I drove home."

  19. This is Nicklas mum: well it says in her profile she has 2 sons , 19 and 22, who both do sports. Im a little detective http://da.mentaline.com/joanbendtner/

  20. JulieFromParis says:

    Add baller hat, pipe and moustache = Sherlock Holmes' spitting image.

  21. Céline says:

    I mean I loveee him but sorry he looks like a clown to me

  22. Anahi says:

    oh you fancy huuhh?

  23. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:

    Could this be his mother? Can any Danish Kicketters verify if it is his mum?

    • Leya_S says:

      I thought that, too. Although if it's not his mother and it's *something else*, than props to her!
      I love his look, though.

  24. caquark says:

    Throw on a bowler hat and a mustache and dear Nicky could be channeling the 1800s…

  25. rubyqueen says:

    mmm looking good. i had a very explicit dream about him the other night and now i feel dirty.;)