March 10th, 2011

Nicklas Bendtner: Suit You, Sir? – UPDATED

Category Rumour Mill

UPDATE: If Facebook status updates are anything to go by, Nicky’s once-unidentified lady pal is actually a friend of his named Kennid.  Hardly closure but surely it should count for something?

There was a time when Nicklas Bendtner provided this site with the kind of material our whacked out staff could really work with. There were the numerous libido-heightening shots of him in various states of public undress. The unforgettable saga of the pink boots. The car crash. The jewellery company.

The man was a veritable muse.

Lately though, Nicky has abandoned us. Obviously his relationship with Caroline Fleming, the birth of his son Nikolas and the subsequent break-up of said relationship mere moments later has forced him to grow up a little, but we have missed the man who inspired the songwriting miracle that is ‘Ode To Nicky B: A Man Who’s Very Tall’.

That’s why we are thrilled to report that post break-up Bendy is back and better than ever. Take this image (above) that an intrepid pap took as Nicky and an as yet unnamed lady pal *friend Kennid* ventured towards risque London nightspot ‘The Box’. We have no issue with his appearance at said club, or indeed the identity of his lady pal. What worries us rather more is Bendy’s interpretation of the dress code, which apparently should be ‘glamorous’.

It’s good to see his irrepressible sense of humour is back with a vengeance. He’ll probably need it.

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34 Responses to “Nicklas Bendtner: Suit You, Sir? – UPDATED”

  1. Bunny says:
    December 28, 2012 at 09:34

    It is fru tholstrup who was married to Soren Tholstrup…..although she also dated his brother….are you getting my drift?

  2. Yallah says:
    March 23, 2011 at 16:35

    Her name is reportedly Mrs. Francesca Tholstrup. And the articles below indicate that the they were visiting The Box.
    (Sources: http://msndk.starlounge.com/index.cfm?objectid=11… http://www.bt.dk/kendte/nicklas-bendtner-paa-kinky-sexklub, http://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/dkkendte/article1521…

  3. C16 says:
    March 14, 2011 at 22:24

    She looks like his mom… Just sayin'

  4. Mumtaz says:
    March 14, 2011 at 14:10

    so his bubba's name is Nikolas? nice to hear that… :)

  5. More links! And Gary Neville reacting poorly to being called Scouse! | jessiexn25 says:
    March 13, 2011 at 11:44

    [...] Nicklas Bendtner wearing a bowtie. [Kickette] [...]

  6. PC says:
    March 12, 2011 at 14:45

    I’m not shocked that his son’s name is also Nicklas, but I’m shocked that his name is spelled “Nikolas,” differently from his own.

  7. *Sunshine* says:
    March 11, 2011 at 19:08

    Is that his gf/wife…? I mean I respect his private life, but omg that woman is old for him… Nicky come to me, baby xD
    I like his suite (can't help myself…)

  8. @nenafabregas says:
    March 11, 2011 at 07:08

    this is actually the first time i've heard his son's name! am i really really late??

  9. xbabyshakesx says:
    March 10, 2011 at 23:59

    baby needs to stay with someone his age
    HINT HINT: me =]

  10. Melanie Gedeon says:
    March 10, 2011 at 20:26

    LMAOO.
    i thought she was his mom.

  11. SoccerrLoverrr says:
    March 10, 2011 at 19:03

    I'd tap that.

  12. Jen says:
    March 10, 2011 at 18:37

    Hello, did anyone else notice he is headed towards Soho's largest sex shop???

  13. elephantmousie says:
    March 10, 2011 at 17:51

    i wonder how her ensemble looks under the coat…

  14. zippity says:
    March 10, 2011 at 17:33

    Frankly, I'm opposed to any pics of Bentner when he's wearing a shirt…or pants…

  15. Amandinha says:
    March 10, 2011 at 17:18

    i love him! and his hair! and his bow tie!

  16. mochara says:
    March 10, 2011 at 15:43

    You gotta love him, he's renowned for being the horniest member of the Arsenal squad. Fair play to him :)

  17. Brogan says:
    March 10, 2011 at 15:38

    I love how the sign in the window next to them says "Welcome to Soho's Largest Sex Shop". What would he have worn to London's largest sex shop?

  18. Carvivlie says:
    March 10, 2011 at 15:32

    I like a man secure enough in himself to go out with older women. Keep my hopes up ;)

  19. @ElsebethYNWA says:
    March 10, 2011 at 15:30

    apparently here name is Kennid. he says this on his facebook page:"Must admit that the defeat to the worlds best football team has not died down quite yet. So yesterday my good friend Kennid invited me out for dinner and we rounded off with a nightcap at THE BOX before I drove home."

  20. @ElsebethYNWA says:
    March 10, 2011 at 15:17

    This is Nicklas mum: well it says in her profile she has 2 sons , 19 and 22, who both do sports. Im a little detective http://da.mentaline.com/joanbendtner/

  21. JulieFromParis says:
    March 10, 2011 at 15:07

    Add baller hat, pipe and moustache = Sherlock Holmes' spitting image.

  22. Céline says:
    March 10, 2011 at 14:55

    I mean I loveee him but sorry he looks like a clown to me

  23. Anahi says:
    March 10, 2011 at 14:54

    oh you fancy huuhh?

  24. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:
    March 10, 2011 at 14:41

    Could this be his mother? Can any Danish Kicketters verify if it is his mum?

    • Leya_S says:
      March 10, 2011 at 15:16

      I thought that, too. Although if it's not his mother and it's *something else*, than props to her!
      I love his look, though.

  25. caquark says:
    March 10, 2011 at 14:35

    Throw on a bowler hat and a mustache and dear Nicky could be channeling the 1800s…

  26. rubyqueen says:
    March 10, 2011 at 14:31

    mmm looking good. i had a very explicit dream about him the other night and now i feel dirty.;)