Don’t you smile at us like that, Mr. Walcott. We’re pissed off, mate.
A let-down bigger than discovering your savvy online purchase has netted you a brand-new “Lewis Vuitton” handbag?
These photos of Arsenal out on their Christmas party jaunt at the high-priced, high-pose-style restau/bar Hakkasan. They’re far too non-eventful for our liking.
First, it’s hardly a team celebration if there are only a handful of footy folk out on the town. We need more than this: Cesc Fabregas, Gael Clichy, Theo Walcott, Thomas Vermaelen, Alex Song and Andrei Arshavin.
Second, why are these man-children driving? Shouldn’t excessive amounts of alcohol have been consumed? Was this the pre-party? A practice run perhaps?
Side note: Arshavin’s baby soft skin. Wow. That’s like 70 Microdermabrasian treatments away from our lifetime. Someone get him a placement with Elizabeth Arden.
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Where was Nicky when this shindig was happening? These guys need their resident party boy to raise some hell. And I need another glimpse of those Armanis…
Not enough Thomas on this site.