January 19th, 2012
Night Out: Bayern Munich Celebrates Uli Hoenness’ Birthday
Mario Gomez with girlfriend, Silvia Meichel. Images: Sky Germany.
Last Friday, the Bayern Munich ‘ballers of past and present turned up to celebrate club legend Uli Hoeness’ 60th birthday at an open bar party. Present were Mario Gomez and his girlfriend, Silvia Meichel. Isn’t she just a breath of fresh-faced, normal air, Kickettes?
Also present: Thomas Mueller and his wife, Lisa…okay, look. We’re having trouble carrying on with this. Because our emotions are so conflicted.
His greasy hair and unruly skin are giving us great pause. We want to mock. It is our right. We simply cannot ignore the fact that he looks mildly excited to embark on a marvelous journey with his new best friend, Puberty.
But Lisa’s quite pretty and really working that skinny belt. Mocking this couple seems inappropriate at best, hell-sending at worst.
So we’re just going to nod respectfully for the finery that is this couple, and move on.