January 19th, 2012

Night Out: Bayern Munich Celebrates Uli Hoenness’ Birthday

Mario Gomez with girlfriend, Silvia Meichel. Images: Sky Germany.

Last Friday, the Bayern Munich ‘ballers of past and present turned up to celebrate club legend Uli Hoeness’ 60th birthday at an open bar party. Present were Mario Gomez and his girlfriend, Silvia Meichel. Isn’t she just a breath of fresh-faced, normal air, Kickettes?

Also present: Thomas Mueller and his wife, Lisa…okay, look. We’re having trouble carrying on with this. Because our emotions are so conflicted.

His greasy hair and unruly skin are giving us great pause. We want to mock. It is our right. We simply cannot ignore the fact that he looks mildly excited to embark on a marvelous journey with his new best friend, Puberty.

But Lisa’s quite pretty and really working that skinny belt. Mocking this couple seems inappropriate at best, hell-sending at worst.

So we’re just going to nod respectfully for the finery that is this couple, and move on.

To vodka.

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9 Responses to “Night Out: Bayern Munich Celebrates Uli Hoenness’ Birthday”

  1. Meisme says:

    She looks so much like US WNT's Alex Morgan, for a sec I thought it was her. Anyone agree?

  2. Mony says:

    She does look normal and sweet. Finally it's nice to see girlfriends who don't try to be someone they are not.

    • Sirena says:

      this is true. she is faultless. but because i am in love with Mario Gomez, this fact makes me hate her even more. i'm going to go have a cry now :*-(

  3. lydia says:

    Why are German WAGs so…. normal? It's kind of nice to see really! It gives hope to the rest of us :P

  4. Alone- Brazil says:

    Does anyone know how long they have dating? If you know please speak! Kisses!
    PS: Someone needs to tell her that there is not Silvia black clothing for night occasions

    • Elizabeth says:

      Not sure how long they've been together, but they've known each other since they were sixteen apparently.

    • faustineli says:

      I believe she works in pharmaceutical sales, and they've been dating since they were teenagers.

  5. Alone- Brazil says:

    guys I'm so jealous of Mario Gómez that every time I see his girlfriend Sylvia Michel I just want to cut the handles! (Crying at that time)