October 19th, 2009

Night Out: Spurs Boys At Movida

Robbie Keane Claudine Palmer

Looking at these photos of the Tottenham boys out celebrating their win over Portsmouth this weekend, we were struck by one undeniable truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.

They lie to the young, innocent and cash-rich when they tell them: yes, Mr. Keane, flesh-coloured satin is big for ‘ballers this fall.”

Jermaine Jenas They lie when they say, “Acid/stone-wash black denim with rips and haberdashery is a key look for anyone wanting to be taken seriously at all fine London establishments. And they also bring out the warmth in your eyes, Mr. Jenas.”

Moving on. The lads and their gals were out at footy-staple club Movida and they made a real night of it.

They finished around 3.30am, with a very sloshed Abigail Clancy and Peter Crouch popping their heads up out of the sun roof of their ride in pure drunken hen-night fashion and “givin’ it” on the way home. Fantastic.

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19 Responses to “Night Out: Spurs Boys At Movida”

  1. Julia says:

    I love Abbey and Crouchy, as always XDD

  2. autumnmaple101 says:

    Those pics of Crouch and Abby were hilarious! And Robbie, that jacket should be binned IMMEDIATELY.

  3. [...] I think Spurs may have the best group of WAGs in the Prem. [Kickette] [...]

  4. Anytime Crouch breaks out “the robot” – is a good thing in my opinion.

  5. LoveLamps says:

    Kickette, I appreciate the horrible picture of Robbie Keane and consider it part of my 12-step therapy program to get over this pocket-sized Irish man who has captured my interest. I will post this everywhere to remind myself that he's not all that. Frank is. Goodbye Robbie Keane!

  6. kitcat says:

    Claudine : "Here I am, boys! Take some good picture of me & my early retirement plan… oops! I mean husband.. Tee hee…"

  7. Susie says:

    Theres nothing remotely classy about Claudine.

    I dont know one guy who would find her claws (what’s up with that?) attractive.

    Some of the others WAGs have good and bad days but poor Claudine always looks bad.

    She should ditch Robbie and marry a member of Motley Crue.

    That would make more sense.

  8. carly says:

    Oh look it’s Barbie and cocktail-party Ken.

  9. Kristen (Mrs. Sebast says:

    Oh my goodness, the pic of Crouch… EPIC!

  10. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Claudine DOES look a lot like Barbie… though I can't say there isn't really anything I don't like. Hrm.

  11. mrs aaron ramsey (&# says:

    damn keane's woman is sexci wow i feel sooo gay right now

  12. Boston Red says:

    Abbey and Crouchy always have a good time, don’t they? Horrid jacket, Rob.

  13. Riya says:

    Claudine looks like a Barbie. And that's not a good thing.

    Robbie — horrible jacket. Such a deer in the headlights picture haha.

    I absolutely died when I saw Crouchie in the car. Lol!

  14. SweetVito says:

    If I had as little body fat as Crabbey, I'd probably be sloshed as well. Still totally adore them though.

  15. Baby Freya says:

    Claudine Keane has the most amazing legs!

  16. DSS says:

    Geez isn't it really cold in London this time of year? You would think these WAGs live in the tropics judging by the fake and bakes and the teeny dresses.

    • SweetVito says:

      There's kind of this unwritten rule that the colder it gets, the less you wear. And that's just with normal English girls, I can only imagine what it's like for English WAGs!

  17. WTF? That's a lot of joyful drunkenness just to celebrate a victory over bottom of the table Portsmouth.

  18. HiL says:

    Horrifying jacket indeed, Robbie.

    That pic of Crouch in the car killed me! lol!