We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Alex Gerrard, Coleen Rooney and Claudine Keane were out in full fashion force last week for the opening of the Hilton Hotel in Liverpool. Let’s check in with the ladies to see what they’re wearing and what they’ve been up to.
Alex Gerrard
Fashion breakdown:
Don’t say she doesn’t recycle. These Balmain Buckle boots are one of Alex’s favourite night-out options. She’s still doing the Balmain shoulder thing with a killer jacket and is carting her lippy around in the McQueen knuckle-duster clutch that has been known to inspire English Bulldog levels of drool.
Any news of note?
Alex has told the Daily Star she’s not up for doing a reality telly show; and her smile is courtesy of the Da Vinci code. For shame if you’ve been using Crest white-strips.
Coleen Rooney
Fashion breakdown:
Coleen’s gone with a nude-hued, drapey Lanvin (we think) dress and matching Christian Louboutin Altadama 140 heels.
News of note:
Coleen is reportedly jumping ship from OK! Magazine and taking her column with her to rival pub HELLO!. We’ve no idea how much they’ve offered to pay her, but let’s assume it’s 15x what we’ve banked in our entire working lives. Magazines with exclamation points in their titles are generous folk.
Coleen says that her 12-week-old son Kai is a happy baby and always laughing, and in a seperate interview confessed her and hubby Wayne will never, ever, never do any photoshoots in their skivvies. Finally, the Rooney’s are being sued to the tune of £4 million in some never-ending legal drama with a sports-representation company.
Claudine Palmer
Fashion breakdown (literally):
Mrs. Keane wore a Temperley jacket and paired it with some slightly horrific Louboutins (note: a designer label doesn’t always make it right, Kickettes).
News of note:
Claudine recently posed with her mother in Ireland’s VIP Magazine and revealed (without revealing anything, actually) that we’ll soon be seeing a lot more of her on the telly. FYI, the above link is so worthy of your time just to witness the height of Claudine’s heels, and the impressive Me/Mini Me situ. Â
Thanks M!
I really like Alex’s look. Its young, sexy, slightly edgy….BUT…she could have dropped the hemline an inch or two. She’s got great legs but it must be torture to sit down when your dress is that short. And props to her for not wearing gigantic, fugly boots.
Coleen looks like a Greek tragedy. The color of her dress compliments her skin tone very well but the draping is weird and unflattering, especially the bottom part which looks like she has fabric stuck somewhere, that needs to be pulled out.
As for Claudine, her look is complete overprocessed cheese. There’s nothing subtle, sexy, fashionable or remotely interesting about this “woman”.