July 30th, 2009

Night Out: Frank Lampard at Cipriani


Some of life’s biggest mysteries:

- What happened to the dinosaurs?

- Who killed Biggie and Tupac?

- Is the Loch Ness Monster real?

But our generation’s most compelling conundrum has to be:

- Why does Frank Lampard always have a stain on his jeans when exiting a nightclub?

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33 Responses to “Night Out: Frank Lampard at Cipriani”

  1. anny says:

    I take a girl with jaundice, each month I’ll send some money for medical expenses, I did not know what that looked like jaundice was in a web page and a known resultaque commented me and adotamos girl and every month we send photos.

  2. eRe says:

    Frankie… you’re clumsy chica you know? I love you lad, but it has to go.

  3. Johnna says:

    I thought that was Jamie behind him and then remembered to click on the bigger picture to see. It’s not. :(
    LOL, Frank ilu. He’s still hot and I die of laughter at people who think it’s ~disgusting~ to have stains on your clothes. I always wander around with some ketchup from lunch or tea from breakfast on my clothes. I guess I’m disguting and all the other adjectives thrown around. I’m glad no one here throws stones or anything.

  4. Erin says:

    Stained SKINNY jeans and an absolutely hideous shirt. Not a nice look at all.

  5. Yasichelsea says:

    Just Love him!!!!!!!!!!!:))

  6. HiL says:

    There is no one left to do his laundry.

  7. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    I dont know what to say anymore :(

  8. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Frank, I feel for you. I know how it feels, really. I have lost count of the times I've had to make it through the rest of my work shift with giant ketchup/jam/chocolate/mustard/whatever stains on my white shirt… I am a disaster.

  9. Becca says:

    Oh i love him soo muchh! .. even if he does always have stains on his trousers!

  10. Blair says:

    He's such a hot mess though. I'd still try and get some, even with the stain. When a man looks like that, who bloody cares?

  11. aristeia says:

    Oh Frank, I've seen you wear better jeans than that. Wrong cut, wrong color, stained. It must have been laundry day. Not a good Frank fashion moment.

  12. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Each to their own, he is definately not adorible, or even adorable to me.

  13. Franks Auntie says:

    He pissed himself.  Its a well known secret that lampard suffers from incontinence.

  14. Gerrard is better th says:

    By the word ‘stain’ they are not talking about the style of jeans, they are talking about the redish colour on his left leg, so they are emplying that he has been having private dances! Idiots…

  15. Kile says:

    Frank’s outfit is terrible, but he still looks foxy from the neck up.  I don’t know, I just can’t help it.

  16. Susie says:

    The stain is the least of my worries…why does he always look jaundiced?

  17. TammyV says:

    First team coach, I am seen in in the flesh a couple of times and he was adorible.

  18. TammyV says:

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  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Guess he's a messy….eater/drinker?

  20. Boston Red says:

    Ewwww. At least he's not dressed like a bus driver this time.

  21. ZMAAJ says:

    seriously, whats wrong with him? (and I mean this in the nicest possible way..) 8)

  22. Ella says:

    He is a sad, sad dresser.  Does he shop with C-ron?

  23. Becky says:

    wow those shoes are white!

  24. Julia says:

    I like his shoes… that stain, I dunno.

  25. mrscudicini says:

    Frankie, I love you, but invest in a bib. Borrow Isla's. Say what you want about his style, personally I am amazed those thighs fit into a pair of skinny jeans.

  26. FirstTeamCoach says:

    1. They died 2. Dont know 3. Definately according to the Scottish Tourist Board 4. Disgusting eating, drinking, toileting habits = stained clothes. Have I seen him, yes, in the flesh and no I would not touch with a barge pole. The camera does him loads of favours.

  27. carly says:

    Hmmm Frank. Don't care about the stains. Frank is Frank.

  28. NanouBlue says:

    I like stains… it makes him seem more… accessible? Hm… keep on dreaming. Anyway, I’m a mess too with stains, I can forgive him not to look perfect every single day.

  29. Mrs Lampard (The Only) says:

    Have you seen him???The only thing that I can feel about that stain is ENVY!!!!

  30. Fer_Lahm says:

    So f**king hot, and the answer for those questions is: FRANK NEEDS ELEN RIVES

  31. nicki says:

    Aww Frank, maybe you should just give up on clothing all together you look so delish otherwise.

  32. LoveLamps says:

    Frank is perfect to me, stains and all. Love is very often blind.

  33. Elise says:

    Frank nearly always looks good to me, even with some of his more dubious fashion choices. Aside from the stain, I like this outfit well enough. I wish he had the jacket on so I could see that properly. And as for the stain- I giggled to myself when I saw the pic before I even read your post, Kickette. And having a stain on your clothes doesn’t make you disgusting- clumsy and inattentive maybe, but not disgusting…I’m thinking of the times I’ve spilled tea down the front of my shirt when I got carried away with a conversation…or inevitably dropped pasta in my lap while wearing a light coloured skirt! It happens. too funny And obviously it happens a bit more to some than others! too funny Poor Frankie. But I find it sort of endearing actually. ok