December 14th, 2011
Niko Kranjcar: Late Night At C London
Croatian/ Tottenham footballer, Niko Kranjcar, was spotted looking worse for wear after leaving C London last night.
O-M-G Niko. Please have a seat. We need to chat.
You know we lurve you and every inch of your toned thighs and tousled hair.
But this macabre ensembe concerns us. No, we’re not worried that you were out boozing instead of tending to your domestic duties on a Tuesday night. We’re troubled by the high-waisted harem pants that you paired with white trainers and an unkempt beard. Frankly, we are less than thrilled with the homeless chic look you attempted to pull off last night.
That being said, part of us feels like you almost made this work. The drunk part of us, we mean.
If only you didn’t look so down trodden, like a rush hour traffic jam forced you to ditch the chauffeured car in favour of hoofing it to the club on foot, this wouldn’t seem so bad. But you’re a moderately rich to well off footballer, so we know that didn’t happen.
Listen, Pooh bear, it’s time to shape up or ship out. For real, for real. You don’t us want to pull a Cesc on your fine ass, so get your stylist to call our stylists and we can be friends again.