July 27th, 2011

Notes For Newbies: An AS Roma Survival Guide

Bojan Krkic's sad face before leaving to join AS Roma

Will someone please coddle this little lamb? Image: REUTERS/Albert Gea.

This past Friday, baby Bojan signed a curious deal for Captain Totti’s AS Roma. After a a quick  presser, where he gained major adorable points for his pouty sad face (see above), it was adios Barcelona and buon giorno Roma. He’ll be joined by veteran hottie Gabriel Hienze, possessor of rock hard thighs. Keeping in mind that these ‘ballers are Serie A virgins, we’ve put together a crib sheet to clue them in on what to expect when it comes to their new teammates.

Marco Borriello

Ahhhh Bori…! A baller after our own hearts. This man wants IT when he wants, as many times as he wants. We advise Bojan’s smooth thighs to steer clear of Marco in heat, but by all means accept his dance party invites. Unless they’re at the Sheraton.

Francesco Totti

Your fearless leader has much wisdom to impart on you newbies. He’s worshipped by all (especially the ladies, natch), not just for his skills on the pitch but for his ability to showcase his banana hammock, multiple times. When the time comes, you too will produce adorable bubbas with your gorgeous wife, just like FT.


Daniele de Rossi

The poster boy for personal space invasion is a fiery one, you never know what will happen with de Rossi. He could attack you with intense love, or just attack you with his crazy. Careful, he bites. Often times he’s very close to naked. In public. But that’s why we love him.


What say you Kickettes? What advice do you have for Bojan and Gabriel?

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35 Responses to “Notes For Newbies: An AS Roma Survival Guide”

  1. one tree hill dvd is a good introductory the hills dvd for the beginner.I used to take disney 100 years of magic dvd lessons when I was about 15 years old. Learned golden girls dvd and could play a few the office dvd. I would recommend this the king of queens dvd for any beginner married with children dvd player.

  2. Gen says:

    mmmm… Roma have now got it all… The bad boy ladies man team… YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!

  3. mel says:

    i'll miss his smile <3 good luck at roma!

  4. linvinnaar says:

    I think I will just go cry in a corner until Bojan comes back to Barcelona.

  5. ChichaLover* says:

    AS Roma seems like such a man's club and Bojan looks like such a sensitive boy….it will be interesting to see him develope in this atmosphere.

    No, Im not hating just an observation.

  6. gpatty says:

    he was one of the only few good looking guys in Barcelona.

    at least I get to see him in Serie A more often now

  7. Slave4Mou says:

    He was floundering at Barca. He doesn't seem like the most confident kid and Pep did nothing to help bring him along. I wish him all the best at Roma.

  8. Sofia_x says:

    We still <3 u Bojan! And please keep doing shirtless interviews. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNouGJgkss

  9. Taz says:

    Oh Baby B, how i will miss you! (especially since you've grown on me in leaps and bounds these past few months). Buut i suppose its the best thing for him to do right now, we shall miss seeing him in the team but it'll be good for him as a player to leave for a little bit. Hopefully see him back in the Barca fold in two years!

    • Taz says:

      oh my god. and as for "he could attack you with his intense love, or just attack you with his crazy"- hysterical LOL

  10. Rossanera says:

    So excited to have a player of Bojan's calibre in the Serie A! And he's so affectionate with his teammates, Roma's such a good fit, that team is all about the manlove! Seriously though, I think this move will be good for him, he will see more playing time, develop and shine!

    … and Heinze. Yum. God, Roma, share the wealth.

  11. Gladys says:

    Sad to see him leave, but I think, in the end, it will be great for him. He will get more playing time, their new coach Luis Enrique is from Barca, and there is always the possibility of him returning some day. I'm looking forward to watching him play.

  12. Fatima says:

    AWWW no more bromance between Gerard pique and Bojan…i feel like i'm gonna cry i feel so sorry for him… but hopefully he'll be back in two years show barca what they gonna miss!!!!!!! LOL he hit out at pep… take that G!!!!

  13. Monica says:

    Baby Bojan Krkic: I've loved watching you grow the past few years at Barca, and I hope to see you come back soon. No matter which club you're at, you will always be Baby Bojan to me. Take care kid, and good luck in Roma.

    Can I just say he was adorable in the press conference!! He had tears in his eyes, his voice was cracking……he melts me!

    • Deb S says:

      He seems so upset to have to leave his Barca. I read about the presser and it broke my heart. Poor kid. :(

      Best of luck to him at Roma. Show 'em what ya got!

  14. Carolé says:

    Yeej! Bojan at the Y.M.C.A.! xD

  15. Umida0803 says:

    this will motivate me to watch more serie a haha
    I'll miss u Baby B

  16. mochara says:

    He looks like he's gonna cry :o I think I just melted…

  17. IrishBlue says:

    Roma got a good deal, he's gonna be great! That face though…I'm melting.

  18. JA7 says:

    That pic is just tooo cute. The eyes! Oh and the lips!! *sigh*

  19. LisaB says:

    *sniff* Culettes, our baby is all grown up and taking his first steps into the big bad world. I wish him all the best and hope he comes home soon.

  20. kel says:

    I hope Bojan can develop the way he should at Roma. He seems hurt about having to leave though. He's a Barca fan as well as player.

  21. blitzenTO says:

    Not the biggest Bojan fan around, but between him and the devastatingly edible Luis Enrique, Roma has become my new favourite Italian club. Totti, Borri, and de Rossi are all added bonuses.

  22. Stefania says:

    I'm gonna miss this hot and sexy boy at Barcelona :(

  23. doug says:

    More of him on this site :)

  24. shelley says:

    So cute!!!! The others are not bad either…

  25. BlackRose says:

    This is sad… I hope the club and the (beautiful) city take care of our baby boy. You're in excellent company, petitbo! <3

  26. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I really like blush, he is the cutest, Buena suerte he needs time to prove himself.

  27. footballandme says:

    Bojan looks thrilled in that picture…

    He'll flourish @ Roma though, could prove to be a good move in the long term.

  28. Bri says:

    Just 2 years…then he'll be back. <3 you B.

  29. Lily says:

    I heard bojan had some conflicts with Guardiola… Poor Bojan don't worry you will be back in no time!

    • Monica says:

      Yes, he was really upset that Guardiola did not let him play in the CL this year nor in 2009…..he said he hasn't spoken to G since the Final.

      • kel says:

        If that's true does it mean Guardiola didn't even call to congratulate him on the u21's winning the euros?

        • Monica says:

          I'm not sure, but Guardiola didn't deny what Bojan said about them not talking….

      • Anonymous says:

        Unpopular opinion here but Bojan came across as a spoilt brat in the presser, complaining about not playing the CL after having a poor season. Every Barca player had proved that they should be there, I don't know how Bojan thought he had deserved to play ahead of anyone