January 12th, 2010
Off The Market: Whatsherface Gets Engaged
Upon hearing that Cristiano Ronaldo’s infamous ex-girfriend Nereida Gallardo got engaged, we were confronted by many conflicting emotions: terror, curiosity, confusion.
But mostly terror.
We have yet to confirm whether or not whatsherface’s engagement is a “sophisticated” plot to make Cristiano Ronaldo jealous, but in the meantime, we felt it necessary to share all that we know on this situ:
Depending on where you get your news from, Pedro Sabater either owns a “maintenance” company or is a “prominent” businessman. We question both. Either way, he’s short.
His Questionable Past
You know a relationship is off to a bad start when your current shag-partner’s current girlfriend catches you doing it. On the floor of THEIR shared apartment.
At the time, Pedro was dating a Majorcan gal and the two shared four apartments, common properties and the ultimate zinger: joint bank accounts. Obviously crap hit the fan once Miss Joint Savings caught Nereida and Pedro doing a really nasty version of the nasty, and she fled for the high hills.
Note: Nereida alleges her new man is rich and has gifted her with a gold Rolex and other pretty, shiny things. However, the ex-Miss Joint Savings has come forward claiming Pedro bought those things with her/their money. In August, she filed a lawsuit to recoup the money he used from their joint account.
‘It was beautiful’, Nereida was quoted as saying since she whored out the proposal details in true Nereida Nipple fashion. ‘We were at a friend’s house and Pedro took me to the room, knelt down and offered me a box. When I opened it, there was a ring that I wanted so badly.’
Nereida was desperate for a ring; too bad it was from the wrong guy. Speaking of which…
Color us Swavarski-crystal confused.
The Pending Nuptials
The happy couple plan to tie the knot in April or May. Why so soon? Because she must get married before her reality TV stint on the Portuguese version of “Survivor” of course.
When did these happen? And can’t the fiancé hook a girl up with Invisalign?