December 5th, 2007
Off the List: Florent Malouda
Dear Mr. Malouda,
The Kickette Finest Five list is no place for those who whinge, complain or generally appear to be a big girl about things, and so we bid you adieu. But not your abs. Your abs will live on in our memories for at least another five, maybe six minutes.
Sincerely not yours,
Stepping in to replace you in the number 4 spot will be the delectable Xabi Alonso.
As for you down there in the number 5 spot – Kasper? We’re totally bored of you now, mate. Consider yourself in the danger zone: the only thing keeping you in at this point is the blonde hair. And that’s simply because we need to mix it up, you know?