November 8th, 2012
Oh, Snap: Michael Essien’s Bothersome Bunions
Image: Yahoo Sport UK.
Michael Essien played against Zaragoza with a problem on his foot: bunions. He’s said to have experienced ‘uncomfortable pain’ which will be a priority on his healthwatch list from now on.
Speaking of unsightly growths on one’s body, we can (and frequently do) criticise with the best of them. And, let’s be real here people: when it comes to footballers, their feet rank second in funky only to ballerinas. That’s a whole ‘lotta bruises, broken toenails and hammertime tootsies to come to terms with.
But wow. It’s a slow news day when bunions garner a story of their very own.