May 18th, 2012
Olivier Giroud: Burn, Baby, Burn
Image: golem13.fr. H/T to readers Oumayma E & Frédéric B!
Picking up the shirtless, nearly nekkid torch from our other favourite Frenchman, Yoann Gourcuff, Montpellier’s Olivier Giroud decided that the best way bring an end to a fine season of footy was by allowing his abdominals to bask in Tetu Magazine’s spring photoshoot breeze. A breeze that will come in handy when he puts out that fictitious fire our hormones started.
Then again, now that we’ve had the chance to playfully cradle and coo at the rest of this Finest Fiver’s photos (appearing in next month’s issue of of the gay mag) during our mandatory nap time, we vote ourselves “Most Likely To Cheerfully Burn In Hell For All Eternity Just To Have 10 Minutes Alone With This Man.”
God bless you, Olivier. Let’s hope this wonderful trend of whatever the hell is happening in these shots continues throughout this summer. And indeed, until the end of time.
Oh no! Olivier fell! No, wait. Don’t panic. He’s doing press ups. On concrete, whilst wearing wet shorts.
Don’t worry, Olivier. Our disbelief is fully suspended in your buttocks.
Now that’s just provocative.
Thanks, Tetu. Feel free to continue your excellent, if mildly distracting work.