November 6th, 2012
Olivier Giroud: How To Cope With A ‘He Stinks’ Brand Of Hot
There comes a time when reality gets territorial over your shameful lust for a particular ‘baller. In a universe made up of constant media coverage, diamante-clad hissy fits and skanks that lay in wait, somethings bound to give.
A shortlist of suggestions for working through the differences that stand in the way of you and your current object of affection – which is one of the numerous services we aim to regularly provide for our beloved readers.
4. Admit that the player’s on-pitch performance is fouler than Ronaldinho’s game worn boots and file him under the ‘he stinks’ brand of hot. Pay his filing cabinet frequent visits as you transition into the ‘making peace’ phase of stinky hottie acceptance.
5. Google, Tumblr, YouTube, et al. Scouring social media is useful when deciding whether or not the ‘baller in question is still worth the “grab if the building’s on fire” effort.
Other methods of settling the terribly hot, suddenly terrible player strife, Kickettes? Pipe up now, save a fellow soldier girl or boy later.