June 15th, 2011

On & Off The Market: Diego Forlan & Frank Lampard

We’ve actually got news of value today, Kickettes!


Don’t worry, it won’t last long, though!


Diego Forlan & Zaira Nara Call Off Their Engagement

Pool schmoozing with basketball stars for an entire month in Miami seems like an easy life, no? Apparently paradise was not all it was cracked up to be for Diego Forlan and his former bride-to-be, Zaira Nara, as some hundred or so of you eager Kickettes informed us.

Yes, although we learned on Monday that the two booked one-way tickets to Splitsville, many are still confused about the details surrounding their break-up. A number of you insisted that we cover the story immediately – or before Diego’s abs run out of cheese to grate – but we paused for reflection after contemplating just how silly that thought was.

Well, if there’s anything you should’ve learned from reading Kickette all these years it’s that we often wait on stories with good reason. And have we got a juicy one for you today.

So…yeah, we got an interesting tip over the weekend that we couldn’t resist spilling the beans about. While this totally unsubstantiated e-mail may be marred with spelling errors – and has originated from a completely unreliable source – it’s still great fun, nonetheless. And because we were tickled pink by this person’s suggestion of Zaira demanding ’4 millions in real states’, we’re forgoing our usual stance on editing by reprinting the original note (punctuation and all) in its entirety.


here’s the thing, zaira nara tweet “thanks god i didn’t get married” after some gossip pages are saying that her and diego forlan broke up,  here’s the deal.

all the gossip pages says that “she felt suffocated” others pages says that diego cheat on her, that’s all just rumors.

the truth is that she wanted a pre nup. she was asking for 500.000 USD per every 6 months of marriage, and he tell her  “i will give you 4 millions in an account and 4 millions in real states” zaira talk to her dad, who tell her that is not a good amount, and she should ask for more. she told diego that 8 millions wasnt enough, and diego was real mad, and tell her “do you still want to marry me? let’s do it, but if we get divorce, you’ll have nothing”  she said ” i dont wanna to marry you if it’s like you say, but what im going to tell the press if we suppost to get marry in a month?”

after that day, diego had a fight with zaira’s dad, and diego tell him “im not maxi lopez” like saying that he knows who they are, and what they want, all they want is to be wags and live a life full of luxury without doing a thing to earn (and deserve) the money.

diego is so mad at her, he doesnt wanna to hear a word about her, even more when she start talking to the press saying that he suffocated her because he doesnt let her work or that he cheat on her.

Why I know all this? Im Argentinean, even when I live in spain, and im dating a football player who is friend of diego, we both hate zaira, because she is a gold digger, like her sister.

Get it? Got it? Glad we waited? Good.

Let us repeat: we have no feckin’ clue whether this story is legit or not. We just posted it because it took the manual labour out of our jobs, and was far more entertaining to read than what we could’ve come up with.

Moving on…

Frank Pops The Question To Christine in Los Angeles

They’ve been PDA-heavy whilst holidaying on the West Coast of the U.S., and now we know it was for good reason: they’re in wuv and set to be married!

We’ve actually grown to like this couple, but that could all change depending on how loud Christine’s accented shrills of excitement sound during her reactionary interview with the Daybreak presenters tomorrow morning. Since we already have plans to oversleep, will the early rising Kickettes do their viewing due diligence and get back to us on Thursday?

Also: these two need a hybrid name, stat.

UPDATE: So far we’re lovin’ Frank-n-Stine (thnx Lauren) & Freakley (from Susana). Keep ‘em coming, Kickettes!

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80 Responses to “On & Off The Market: Diego Forlan & Frank Lampard”

  1. cheepsale says:

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  2. Gülin says:

    I don't really think they broke up because 8 millions aren't enough. Such a nice relationship can't have ended for a tiny reason.

  3. Paula says:

    I don't want a pre nup and would deffo not be with him for the money – just look at the pictures ladies!!!

  4. hi
    man plez play well this season and i am grate fans to u and ur team .when u lose the match i am very sad

  5. LuvinBale says:

    No- LOVED IT!!!

  6. Emily says:

    zaira and diego…so no legit story! sometimes if you do not really know what happend..it is better to no publish

  7. Fabiola says:

    About Diego and Zaira, let's not judge. We don't know what really happened.

  8. IXA says:

    After he asked her to marry him, she thought ‘I catch him’, she DECIDED to leave her “job” and spend his money as crazy in apartments, clothes, travels, a huge wedding, etc. and pressed on him with the signature of the prenup (she had not done so far)asking for more money. He then realized that she was a gold digger and decided to cancel the wedding.

    Now he will have to hear in the media all kind of versions; that he is gay, he does not allow her to work and other bullshit.

  9. @DebStimson says:

    Hilarious, Sunny! your comment made my day! :p

  10. Sarah says:

    Frank + Christine = Frankenstine? Too obvious? I know you like them but it's still funny.

  11. Fiona says:

    OT but I wonder who will be next to be off the market officially?

  12. @AgnesWonka says:

    yes, the main problem is the lack of information, real information. what we have is only rumours… :S

  13. @AgnesWonka says:

    well, that story is not true!!! :S
    that story leaves Zaira as a gold-digger and she isn't!!! the problem is the terrible reputation that her family has, mostly her sister!
    I feel realy bad about this……Zaira was humillated in public a month before her weding and that's awful for any kind of woman.
    Diego also suffers the terrible rumours around her sexuality and that he cheated on her. This is not true, coz he is a very quiet man.
    Why do I know this? Because I'm from Uruguay!!!!

  14. dicky says:

    i like diego!

  15. ems says:

    I love Diego,but I can not wait Zlatan's vacation pics :D .

  16. Maria says:

    The truth is that there are many rumors circulating but it’s also true that zaira’s family is very special,her sister’s husband (he plays football for italy’s catania)supports all of them, and let’s face it the fam would do anything for money (her sister become famous because she invented an affair with maradona, then said she was a virgin and finally released a sex tape). I think zaira is a nice girl but was ill advised by her dad.I think Diego who was always a very low profile wasn’t too keene on the constant exposure the nara sisters like, and without a doubt the prenup was a problem (they aren’t even legal in argentina and are considered unethical) wanda didn’t sign anything when she married maxi.

  17. Azra says:

    If this story is true, then I don't believe that Zaira really loved him. Maybe that's why she was crying while they were on vacation… http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1015021023…

    Marry ME Diego, I'll give YOU money!!

    • @DebStimson says:

      awww she looks so sad and Diego looks kind of pissed. Not a good day at the beach :{

      • elle says:

        She's doing that "i'm sorry" cry and he looks like he is done and looking for the new replacement from the beach!! lol. Well if all these things are true that have been said then, Karmas a bitch Zaira you deserve everything you get dowll!!

  18. JoleenMean says:

    Dammit! If Diego wasn't holding his white, wet, see-through shorts away from himself in that picture we'd have all got a good peek at the goods!

  19. Paula says:

    The girl who write about Zaira´s split is a liar. I think she is on Diego´s side. Noone knows the truth only Diego and Zaira. But I don´t believe any of the things this girl said. Just sad. She is really beautiful and doesn´t deserve to be treated like that.

  20. mochara says:

    I'm sorry but I find it ridiculous that she wanted that much money.. isn't love supposed to cost nothing?

  21. jen says:

    omg, susana, i posted and then read the other comments and now i see yours. you beat me to it. good work.

  22. jen says:

    oops, that should say bleakley.

    • jen says:

      also, i just realized how sheer diego's bathing suit shorts are.

      • @DebStimson says:

        Thank you! I was waiting for someone else to notice this!

        • jen says:

          haha, clearly we're quite focused. and clearly diego noticed how sheer his shorts were too, by the looks of him pulling them away from his body so as not to be "indecent".

  23. xbabyshakesx says:

    name for new frank & cristine? the only name i know of is LAMPERRY!!!!!

  24. xbabyshakesx says:

    i love u diego!!!!!!!
    come to me!!!

  25. cat says:


  26. JA7 says:

    SEE!! They're all gettin off the market ONE BY ONE..gah not Lampsy now too :'(

  27. JA7 says:

    Hahah! Ur jokes lol

    • Thea says:

      Tell him to get himself to Velencia weekend after next – there's a pit girl waiting for him! xxxx

  28. mel says:

    Marriyng Diego would be enough for me!!!!! I wouldn't ask for money at all. Because I know we would be together forever :D
    How can you pass on that fine piece of man, who's also asked you to marry him, simply because the money he offers is not enough. Being with him, getting to spend his money forever seems like a better situation to me… Now she gets nothing. Stupid girl, not appreciating what she had.

    I'd volunteer to help him get over her in a heartbeat, just tell me where to go! I looooove Madrid (please stay with Atletico, the loss of Kun is hard enough to deal with. Can't bear an Atleti without Kun AND Diego)

    • @DebStimson says:

      Wasn't the problem at Atleti this past season between Diego & Quique Sanchez Flores? Maybe now that he's no longer the coach, Diego will not want to leave.

  29. owj says:

    maybe shes plotting a revenge, marry him, take his money, dump his cheating ass. maybe shes just a gold-digging whore. well either way, that is not how love looks like. congratulation frankie-wankie, now that is how love looks like. or sorta.

  30. Wow says:

    Marriage or the thought of marriage just ruine everything now a days! It's sad whatever happened i'am sure they will both survive this breakup, since she's young and beautiful and he's hot and loaded with $! If it's meant to be they will get marry or not get marry and just have a relationship sans marriage! good for frankenstine and a major congratulation for the happy couple?(O, Ellen whereever you are, if you r still in love with this men i feel bad for you!)

  31. Rosa says:

    As I said earlier, rich men should only marry rich women. So they are both on the same wavelength financially. Stay away from the gold diggers. If my son ever becomes a footballer I would make sure he stays well clear of these gold diggers. And I'd encourage him to go out with rich women in any field. Then at least he knows she's with him cos she wants him – and vice versa.

  32. suzie says:

    Congats to frank and christine, they always look really happy together.

  33. well Kaka´s wife was also 21 (or younger) when she got married I don´t see a big deal with getting married at a young age.

    Zaira always looked like a gold digger and fame whorish to me

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      it is a big deal. Youth is for enjoying freedom, fun, going to parties, hanging out with friends, commiting to a carreer. Not to be tied up.

  34. Lauren says:

    Lamps and Christine = Frank-n-Stine.

  35. Céline says:

    lmfaoooo Id do it for free hahah and I dont need him to make me a carierre I have mine :D

  36. Green 4 says:

    She is way too young to be getting married. He is at least if not more a decade older than her. She needs to enjoy being young & gorgeous.!

  37. kristine says:

    I hope they stay broken up. Shes only 21 for cryin out loud! They would have been divorced in a year. 8 million isn't enough? give me a break. (if that rumor is true)
    I think Diego should try out an older woman. ; )

    Oh and Kickette..whenever I post from my phone, it never shows up! frustrating.

  38. YeahBwoii says:

    So happy for the couple, they’ll be great together!

  39. Kristine says:

    Oh, I hope they stay broken up! Sh’s what? 21? I thought he was nuts for proposing to a 21 yr old girl!

  40. Carvivlie says:

    He's so hot. I just can't stop looking at those abs. Obviously she didn't love him and was really just looking for a pay day. Also, how about Blank? I find them boring I guess.

    • GigiSantaCruz says:

      OMG!!! That's just how I feel about them and your "Blank" as a suggestion for a hybrid couldn't suit them better girl !!

  41. TuTu says:

    My personal opinion:
    I am sorry but that is tacky of her to tweet that. You once was in-love with man and stood up for him when it was needed but then you are the first person to say such a thing. That is not right at all. I don't care if he was an asshole and cheated on you 5billion times. A woman should always be lady-like and keep their mouth shut because if you were suffocated and being cheated on you look like the bigger person by not saying a word. He is a footy his "dirty laundry" will come out eventually that will degrade him as a person. In my opinion its far more worse being degraded as Diego Forlan the person than Diego Forlan the football player including shamefulness in the mix as well.

    Btw IF that email or whatever that thing is is true that is JUST SAD. She didn't make any of that money so why should she call off the wedding because of the prenup deal. If it was true love than money should not matter. Plus just in case your ass gets screwed over in the end GET A JOB. Idk if she does have a job because I don't follow that in-depth in footies personal lives unless kickettes writes about it but I completely forget about it once I am off the site. So excuse the comment of her to get a job if she actually has a job but if she doesnt have a job my comment still stands. I am sorry. If he wanted her to be housewife and nothing else there is other ways around making money for security reasons. Like jewelry making, sewing OR something else be creative! There are clauses in the prenup that refer to cheating, children and other things that will go in her favor if she plays her cards right. So she needs to relax a bit.

    • TuTu says:

      I should have added I am solely going off what Kickette/that email wrote not what other gossip/news columns are saying as well since once again I don't go in-depth with footies personal lives. I especially do not follow Diego Forlan's personal life if I ever do go in-depth in the personal lives.

      If he wasn't ready to get married than good thing they broke it off. No need for a messy divorce especially if they have or end up having kids.

    • Rosa says:

      Thing is alot of these WAGs just do not want to work and would rather stroll on the beach and spend their hubby's money, and she seems to be one of those type of women. They probably never done a days work in their life.This is why rich men should only marry rich women. So they are both on the same wavelength financially. Stay away from the gold diggers.

      • TuTu says:

        Ohhh I totally agree! I think that is the smart decision to make but not everyone is like that just the ones these footies seem to find. It is completely sad because you have women like that that make women like us look horrible and gold-diggers. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't mind marrying someone that can support me for the rest of my life but I am not stupid enough not to have a back-up plan in case the financial support is not there for any reason aka an education and/or a job. Plus I grew up in a household that where men work and women are in the kitchen but I would rather have something better than that for my life.

      • @AgnesWonka says:

        Zaira has a job! she is a succesful model in Argentina, and she host a show on weekends.

    • Paula says:

      She has a job. And he didn´t want her to be working AND he wanted to live in Madrid (cause he plays there) and it isn´t that easy to get a job in Spain-.

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      that thing isn't true!!!

  42. In keeping with the spirit of this Forlan/Nara story: I cant's believes that 8 millions was not enough for her to not to wanna married him!
    Seriously though, I hope they are still together! They both seem genuine to me.

    And I think Frankley or Frankstine will do for the hybrid name.

    • GinaM says:

      Ya I don't believe that prenup situation, I think he wasn't ready or he cheated on her or something.

      I guess we will never know the truth unless it comes out of either his or her mouth!

      • Rosa says:

        Believe it or not, some women only see dollar signs [or Euro signs], and it is possible that money was her motivation. Lets be frank about this, footballers cheat a lot, and their women are gold diggers a lot. A LOT. Both as bad as each other So I dont sympathise with famous folks splitting up.

        • GinaM says:

          Ya true we will never know will we, but it's definitely one of those! Maybe even both :S

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        I agree with this! Even if the reason above in the post was true, good that they broke it off before getting married that he knew she is a gold-digger ( if true). However, in the end of the day, alot of rumors is rooming around this news ( who blame Media it is a juicy subject), I tend not to believe much.

        It is just not meant to be afterall.

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      I agree with you!
      but, the ehing is that he is very reserved with his personal issues, so I don't think we will know the truth :S

  43. Shannon Humphreys says:

    Lampsleakley? Blamps?

  44. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Ok ok ok! Is the email sent by: Giannina? lol *Kidding* xD.

    Interetsing, although I just read in local newpapers he is not ready to get married, that's it and he still wants to continue living his life freely without commitment

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      ohhh please I hope is not Giannina! she can't talk, she's another job-less wag that believe she's the great thing just for being Maradona's daughter.
      But thinking about it, there aren't many posibilities that it's her, coz it says "I'm dating a baller", and Giannina is doing more thatn dating Kun.
      I dunno really :S

  45. footballandme says:

    Fwankie is getting married ;D

    John will be upset Fwank!