June 15th, 2011
On & Off The Market: Diego Forlan & Frank Lampard
We’ve actually got news of value today, Kickettes!
Don’t worry, it won’t last long, though!
Diego Forlan & Zaira Nara Call Off Their Engagement
Pool schmoozing with basketball stars for an entire month in Miami seems like an easy life, no? Apparently paradise was not all it was cracked up to be for Diego Forlan and his former bride-to-be, Zaira Nara, as some hundred or so of you eager Kickettes informed us.
Yes, although we learned on Monday that the two booked one-way tickets to Splitsville, many are still confused about the details surrounding their break-up. A number of you insisted that we cover the story immediately – or before Diego’s abs run out of cheese to grate – but we paused for reflection after contemplating just how silly that thought was.
Well, if there’s anything you should’ve learned from reading Kickette all these years it’s that we often wait on stories with good reason. And have we got a juicy one for you today.
So…yeah, we got an interesting tip over the weekend that we couldn’t resist spilling the beans about. While this totally unsubstantiated e-mail may be marred with spelling errors – and has originated from a completely unreliable source – it’s still great fun, nonetheless. And because we were tickled pink by this person’s suggestion of Zaira demanding ’4 millions in real states’, we’re forgoing our usual stance on editing by reprinting the original note (punctuation and all) in its entirety.
here’s the thing, zaira nara tweet “thanks god i didn’t get married” after some gossip pages are saying that her and diego forlan broke up, here’s the deal.
all the gossip pages says that “she felt suffocated” others pages says that diego cheat on her, that’s all just rumors.
the truth is that she wanted a pre nup. she was asking for 500.000 USD per every 6 months of marriage, and he tell her “i will give you 4 millions in an account and 4 millions in real states” zaira talk to her dad, who tell her that is not a good amount, and she should ask for more. she told diego that 8 millions wasnt enough, and diego was real mad, and tell her “do you still want to marry me? let’s do it, but if we get divorce, you’ll have nothing” she said ” i dont wanna to marry you if it’s like you say, but what im going to tell the press if we suppost to get marry in a month?”
after that day, diego had a fight with zaira’s dad, and diego tell him “im not maxi lopez” like saying that he knows who they are, and what they want, all they want is to be wags and live a life full of luxury without doing a thing to earn (and deserve) the money.
diego is so mad at her, he doesnt wanna to hear a word about her, even more when she start talking to the press saying that he suffocated her because he doesnt let her work or that he cheat on her.
Why I know all this? Im Argentinean, even when I live in spain, and im dating a football player who is friend of diego, we both hate zaira, because she is a gold digger, like her sister.
Get it? Got it? Glad we waited? Good.
Let us repeat: we have no feckin’ clue whether this story is legit or not. We just posted it because it took the manual labour out of our jobs, and was far more entertaining to read than what we could’ve come up with.
We’ve actually grown to like this couple, but that could all change depending on how loud Christine’s accented shrills of excitement sound during her reactionary interview with the Daybreak presenters tomorrow morning. Since we already have plans to oversleep, will the early rising Kickettes do their viewing due diligence and get back to us on Thursday?
Also: these two need a hybrid name, stat.
UPDATE: So far we’re lovin’ Frank-n-Stine (thnx Lauren) & Freakley (from Susana). Keep ‘em coming, Kickettes!