February 15th, 2012
On The Web This Week: The Top 5 Things We’ve Been Consuming In Lieu Of Working
We’ve sifted through all the recent viral goodness found throughout the football blogosphere for you, dear readers.
And for the uni Procrastination Planning 101 course that we’re currently enrolled in.
1. Harper Beckham’s Fashion Blog
Of all the sites on the internet – and there are a lot – the one that’s surprised us most is dedicated to Harper Beckham’s style. Though she can’t even walk yet, David and Victoria’s fourth child already has a daily blog dedicated to her social calendar (“3pm: Spit up on mummy“) as well as the chubby little thing’s most talked about ensembles.
With style off features like, “Who Wore Bonpoint Dress Better?”, Harper Beckham’s Fashion blog is our latest guilty obsession.
2. Chelsea Signing Session – Revelations & Red Faces
We like to think that we are ahead of the curve as far as player hotness is concerned. But we have to say that Fernando Torres’ response to the “Who is your hottest team-mate?” question caught us off guard. Suffice to say, we’ve found a new soft spot with the target of his affections, who you can learn the identity of in this vid. As well as a little about Juan Mata’s ability to lie unconvincingly when challenged.
4. When Are We *Not* Talking Balls?
Talking Balls presenter Chris Cohen is a brave man, Kickettes. Not only has he entered into a mutually beneficial working arrangement with us (he asks blokes embarrassing, football related questions in return for… er… well, we haven’t figured that out yet, but we will) but he has done so while embracing our innovative time parameters.
He got our info for the Talking Balls – Kickette Round a mere 3o minutes before filming yesterday, and he coped admirably with the hastily scribbled piece of paper containing info about our WAG rankings (annotated with crayon drawings of Sylvie van der Vaart, obv) that we supplied.
Check out what Chris, regular panelist Jim Smallman and ludicrously hot rapper turned actor, Ashley Walters, had to say about your vote, Sylvie’s ball handling and Clint Dempsey’s adventures in compost purchasing (starting at 30.15).
5. What Else Do You Need To Know?
Newly crowned F5 hottie Olivier Giroud has been filmed speaking French while removing his clothes on 11:00. Then engaging in some manlove on 12:20.
We have @Philby1976 to thank for this find.
Ok, we’re off to fetch us some afternoon tea. We deserve it after spending all that time searching for story links.