November 8th, 2012
November 8th, 2012
Oh, Snap: Michael Essien’s Bothersome Bunions
Image: Yahoo Sport UK.
Michael Essien played against Zaragoza with a problem on his foot: bunions. He’s said to have experienced ‘uncomfortable pain’ which will be a priority on his healthwatch list from now on.
Speaking of unsightly growths on one’s body, we can (and frequently do) criticise with the best of them. And, let’s be real here people: when it comes to footballers, their feet rank second in funky only to ballerinas. That’s a whole ‘lotta bruises, broken toenails and hammertime tootsies to come to terms with.
But wow. It’s a slow news day when bunions garner a story of their very own.
November 7th, 2012
Everton FC: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
We’ve seen Tim Howard and all he has to offer several times, but if you ever catch us complaining you have permission to take all of our Sergio away from us. Promise.
November 7th, 2012
Freaking Out Over Victoria Beckham In Flats: Is This Still Happening?
Image: Fame Flynet.
Victoria Beckham wore flats – again – on a stroll through Universal City and plenty of who-cares-what-they-think gossipers are weighing in on the issue. This fashion factoid, coupled with her incredible shrinking woman status, is also considered a “top story” in Us Magazine’s apocalyptic world.
We actually like the shoes, even if they do make her feet look like they’re melting (which they do; we can confirm they are not). You?
November 6th, 2012
Want To Watch Penguins Playing Footy?
H/T KCKRS.
Of course you do!
Leaving no stones or shot glasses unturned here, pointer finger click your way through our expansive catalogue of athletes and adorable animals for additional amusement.





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