July 11th, 2007
Dear Kickettes, please cast your eyes over the promo pic for Coleen McLoughlin’s new fragrance, Coleen X, which was launched at Le Meridien in London yesterday.
Does it seem like anything is missing from this photo? Like, oh, say half of her body?
No? Just us then.
Before granting her seal of approval, Coleen tested the fragrance out on boyfriend Wayne Rooney and her mates. It will retail for £19.99 all across the universe, starting with Selfridges next month.
In other unrelated, unironic news, Coleen’s new TV show, “Coleen’s Real Women”, will be airing soon on ITV.
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July 10th, 2007
This weekend, whilst Gemma Atkinson and Alan Smith were busted for some potential tawdriness, Cristiano Ronaldo – Gemma’s supposed boyfriend – was also up to no good, hooking up with Bollywood star Bipasha Basu in a nightclub in Belem, Lisbon. The two were partying together in the VIP section at the launch event for the “new” Seven Wonders of the World.
Totally random event we think we might have nixed in favour for jammies and a face mask, but hey, rampant lust wants what it wants.
Unlike the Gemma/Cristiano relationship, where any photos published of the two look severely doctored by the internet photoshop crew of right-clickers, these photos of Bipasha and C-Ron look like the real deal to us.
Another example of the Gemma/Cristiano relationship being a fake, or an infidelity coincidence? Your thoughts on the matter?
Link: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Close and Personal
Link: Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Cuddly
July 10th, 2007
We never thought their Italian Vogue shoot would be sizzle topped but yowser, David and Victoria Beckham’s W Magazine cover/photo spread is so hot we’re getting the feelings for both of them.
Welcome to America, bitches.
Photos by Steven Klein. Check out W Magazine for more.
UPDATED WITH ALL PHOTOS AND FULL W MAGAZINE ARTICLE BELOW.
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July 9th, 2007
We continue our updates with a WAGfest of ho’s, hoochie mamas and skanks.
Two stories are out today about Cristiano Ronaldo‘s girlfriend (?), Gemma Atkinson and Danielle Lloyd (soon to be christened she-who-shall-not-be-named).
Apparently Gemma Atkinson has been getting it on behind Ronaldo’s back with fellow Man U mate, Alan Smith. Smith would make late night booty calls to Gemma when his girlfriend Holly Worthington was away, and Gemma would sneak over to Smith’s apt. Gemma is reportedly desperate to hang on to Ronaldo (duh) and has been trying to keep things on the hush. She’s denied all allegations.
We say: everything we hear about this girl is a) gross b) skankalicious and c) probably a lie, so proceed with slagging her off with caution.
As for SWSNBN, Danielle Lloyd, believe every nasty story you hear, this girl has issues. Latest is that she has hooked up with rapper 50 Cent, who is so into her he’s going to fly her to New York and reportedly feature her in his next video: British Wannabe Ho’s R the Best Ho’s.
Well, we’re not sure of the exact song title, but it will be something along those lines, we’re certain. Some say 50’s bedding technique is frequently based on telling girls they will star in his next video.
A story is also out about Danielle admitting to a passionate affair with Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton when she was a teenager. At the time she was two-timing him with Shaun Walker, who is currently in a Spanish jail over a gangland shootout.
Link: Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Denies Cheating
Link: Bestotted Rapper 50 Cent
Link: Lewis Went Round the Bend
July 9th, 2007
image: news of the world
Frank Lampard seems to have gotten himself into a sticky-icky situation in Vegas. Granted, Vegas is a city built for sticky-ickys, so this should come as no surprise, really. Vegas = gambling, alcohol and women. This = a very happy place for the ballers amongst us, who have few other interests outside these areas.
Anyhoo, Lampard has been in Vegas since Weds, on a lads-only vacay with Teddy Sheringham, Wayne Bridge, and Glen Johnson.
Reports are flying that Frank hooked up with an Eastern European brunette and spent four hours with her in the private villa the boys had rented at the Wynn Hotel. Let us just mention here, the boys all had their own suites at the hotel, but booked a villa specifically for other purposes.
Says the croupier at the table where the boys were getting their gamble on:
“They were laughing about taking women back to the hotel’s Fairview Villa.
“I heard several telling girls they had their own suites, but had hired the villa for fun. They called it their ‘P*ssy Playhouse’ and were being quite crude.”
We refuse, on principle, to comment on the name of the playhouse. We simply cannot.
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