November 6th, 2012

Olivier Giroud: How To Cope With A ‘He Stinks’ Brand Of Hot

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There comes a time when reality gets territorial over your shameful lust for a particular ‘baller. In a universe made up of constant media coverage, diamante-clad hissy fits and skanks that lay in wait, somethings bound to give.

But when its his professional skillz that start to slip, the effects on your libido-ettes can be devastating. Truly.

A shortlist of suggestions for working through the differences that stand in the way of you and your current object of affection – which is one of the numerous services we aim to regularly provide for our beloved readers.

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November 6th, 2012

Brian McBride: Abs, Leggings, America

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Images: REUTERS.

In the spirit of the US presidential election that’s going down (American readers, do us and the cocktail party proud by voting today!), indulge in the old school abs and thighs of retired American ‘baller Brian McBride.

We can tell you the exact day Brian was removed, quite permanently, from our radar: when the photo at left was released. Can any of our Kickette historians shed some light on what in the hell was going on with the art direction of this vintage shot?

We’re open minded, but the leggings? They continue to haunt us, they do.

November 6th, 2012

Tamara Gorro: Working The Argentina NT System

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Launching a business on the famous backs of your hubby’s international colleagues sounds like taking the easy way out to us, Tamara Gorro aka Mrs Ezequiel Garay.

It also sounds like exactly what we’d do if we were in your Loubs.

November 6th, 2012

Mario Balotelli: The Meaning Of Mario

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Related: Leo MessiDidier Drogba in TIME Magazine. Image: LEVON BISS FOR TIME.

There ain’t enough ‘time’ in the world to cover this issue thoroughly.

While the 12 November cover looks amazing, Balotelli’s really let his posture go, no?

November 5th, 2012

The Infidelity Files: Daniella Semaan

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We had several discussions at Kickette HQ about our suspicions surrounding this couple’s hook up.

Sadly, we didn’t make all of them public and now can’t say “nyah, nyah told you so.”

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