June 12th, 2007
Less than a week to go before Alex Curran and Steven Gerrard tie the knot in a WAGtastic wedding of epic proportions.
Frankly, we’re having trouble sleeping at night from the excitement.
Will Alex wear Dior? She’s flown out to Paris for a number of fittings…
Will the wedding cake be taller than Stevie G? Highly likely.
Is Lilly-Ella so damn cute in this photo we want to go and do charity work whilst wearing white romper suits and carrying vegan-friendly handbags? Oh, good God yes.
June 12th, 2007
Oh, the things one does in the name of publicity.
Although initial reports said that Victoria had nixed her reality TV program in the States, it appears she’s had a rethink, and is back on Western shores filming tired ass looking scenes for the show, now rumoured to be just a one hour special, rather than a series.
Gossip has it that David is p.i.s.s.e.d. that Victoria is still hitting the coast and riding out the PR train. Does anyone else remember the good old days when she was content to be David’s wife, accepting her position in life as the former Spice Girl who existed solely through her hot husband’s achievements? Oh, women of the world, when will you learn to stop seeking your own career and just live off your husband’s cash? Silly, silly emancipation.
At the Dodgers stadium, Victoria was filmed by her crew prepping to throw out the first pitch for the Mets v Dodgers game.
UPDATE: Speaking of publicity whoring, VB had lunch with gossip blogger Perez Hilton in LA at Cafe Marco. What on earth do they have to discuss? Perhaps the fact that Perez says things about her like, “The dress is in keeping with her hooker chic look, but the hair is starting to bore us.“ and our personal favourite: “Perez may have no spine (and no shame), but you have no talent.“ Brilliant. Check out the pap caught video at TMZ
Link: Posh’s Latest Bid
June 7th, 2007
“You can see it. You know it and I know it: he’s immense.“
Steve McClaren speaking about David Beckham’s performance in the England/Estonia European qualifier on Wednesday eve.
Let us add to this quote by saying, “Mr. McClaren, you know it and we know it: you’re shite. If you ever drop our boy Becks from any team ever again we’ll put a stiletto in your ignorant bad managing behind.“
Oh, and let us reiterate a few choice words, Kickettes: hot vindicated jungle booty. And, “he’s immense.“
Victoria you lucky beeyatch.
Link: Beckham Brilliant For England
June 6th, 2007
Out of the infinite number of cute outfits that exist in this world, this ensemble of loveliness came out on top when Victoria Beckham collected her Glamour magazine Woman of The Year Award.
Our thoughts? Put on a bloody pair of trousers you ninny. Or at least something that resembles the lower half of an outfit. Surely this is a combination of random fashion trends that have come together to die a slow, painful and public death in an excruciating 80s meets biker non-chic half Madonna half pantsless cabaret singer way? Fingerless leather driving gloves? Really?
Victoria can’t be entirely held to blame for this fiasco, she was under the guise and stylings of Karl Lagerfeld, who hasn’t eaten anything since 1986 and obviously can’t be trusted.
Or, perhaps Victoria is still recovering after showing up at the MTV Awards on the weekend in a pleather/leather zebra print concoction wearing the same Christian Louboutin shoes as Cameron Diaz. You know that had to hurt, right?
Note Victoria’s particularly vice-like grip on Cameron’s pity fingers in the photos below.
June 5th, 2007
How many rounds of the Tuesday Thigh Off will we have? We’re thinking several thousand, at least. So many ballers, so many thighs…
Here’s a recap before we address the round three noms:
Round one: Frank Lampard
Round two: Steven Gerrard
Who will be crowned king of the thighs this week, Alan Smith, Mark Gonzalez or Dijbril Cisse?
As always, post your thoughts, comments, words of wisdom and votes in the comments.