June 5th, 2007
How many rounds of the Tuesday Thigh Off will we have? We’re thinking several thousand, at least. So many ballers, so many thighs…
Here’s a recap before we address the round three noms:
Round one: Frank Lampard
Round two: Steven Gerrard
Who will be crowned king of the thighs this week, Alan Smith, Mark Gonzalez or Dijbril Cisse?
As always, post your thoughts, comments, words of wisdom and votes in the comments.
June 3rd, 2007
High waisted demin flares: fashion do or fashion hell-don’t?
June 3rd, 2007
Let us preempt this posting by reiterating our love for the Beckhams and their insane life choices. We don’t just love them, we nub them, okay? But just lighten up on the spin cycle for two ticks, would ya? It’s starting to give us a nervous twitch. Let us sum up in bullets:
-Davd is re-called to the England squad by whats-his-face-craptastic-manager-Mclaren, and does a fabu job on the pitch against Brazil.
-Kickette loses several hours’ sleep thinking about “Vindicated David”.
-Vindicated David must rank higher than Sexy Sneering David or Angry David or Heartbroken David on our list of fantasy moments. The amount of Alpha male testosterone flying around his body combined with the vindication over the recall equals high quality personal expression through one thing and one thing only: hot jungle booty.
May 31st, 2007
The hard fought results are in from round 2 of the Tuesday Thigh Off (held this week on a Thursday, because we’re organised like that), and Steven Gerrard has emerged thighs above the competition.
He very narrowly edged out the delectable Alessandro Nesta (you can only vote once, loyal Nesta fans), and was clear leader over Fernando Torres. How Torres didn’t get more thigh appreciation we’ll never understand, but hey, our fellow Kickettes want what they want. Even if what they want is wrong. Torres: We’re here with a shoulder to cry on should you need one. Bring your paycheque and a bottle of Vintage Krug please.
Congrats Stevie G, round two goes to you you sexy scouser.
Thanks to Arielle for the pic.
May 22nd, 2007
Watching this video of David and Victoria Beckham at the Real Madrid v Espanyol game a few weeks ago is inspiration for all of those in marriages of convenience.
Or, marriages that used to be real and now are solely for the purpose of the brand.
Or, marriages that involved two people who were once madly in love, but who bore the living snot out of each other now.
The worst part? Watching this makes us love the Beckhams even more. The warmth radiating between the two is so hot it’s sizzling. And by sizzling, we mean, non-existent.