April 25th, 2007

Property Watch: Neville Neville Land

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Usually Gary Neville flies under the Kickette radar.  Unless he’s doing something related to his best bud, David Beckham, we’re not really that bothered.

Because he’s not good looking.  Just google him, you’ll see.

However, today an exception will be made, because Mr. Neville has impressed the pants off of us. And we’re not even talking about his £80,000 a week salary.

Not only is he building a 12 bedroom mansion in Lancashire with no expenses spared in order to host his upcoming wedding, he’s levelling historic 16th century properties in order to do it. Buh bye old ass relic of history, hello £6 million golf course, stables, cinema and other such necessary goodies.

Neville has nearly 200 builders hard at work on the site to get it ready for his marriage to Emma Hadfield on June 16th – he’s promised to carry her over the threshold of their new home, so they better get their hustle on. The pair will be start the ceremony at Manchester Cathedral before heading to the new diggs, where insiders say James Blunt will be performing. No word on whether ear plugs will be provided.

Link: United Star Builds A Stunning £6 Million Home

April 24th, 2007

Freddie Ljungberg: Hottie or Nottie?

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Freddie Ljungberg is dealing with some jacked up injury status, but he still was able to haul ass to the Spiderman 3 premiere in London on Monday.

We’re big fans of the Yum-berg, but we fear he is beginning to lose his looks.  Didn’t he used to rock that shaved head with a little more panache, a little less robotic bolt headed serial killer? What is this world coming to?

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April 23rd, 2007

Mackin’ It: Brooklyn Beckham

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April 23rd, 2007

The Monday Mmm: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins It

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Cristiano’s sizzling hot season just gets better and better.

This weekend the Man United star was named PFA Player of the Year, and Young Player of the Year. In your face half-hotties and non-divers, he rules!

Note the superior, smug expression that can only be worn by those with thighs of thunder, stonking hot good looks and designer man bags.

Congratulations C-dawg, nice one.

April 23rd, 2007

Split: Nicola T and Bobby Zamora

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Suffering from the curse that is the WAGs Boutique relationship destructor of programming hell, Nicola T and Bobby Zamora have split after a two year love-in. 

This follows Stewart Downing and Michaela Henderson-Tynne and Cassie Sumner and Michael Essien, all of whom have hit the wall since the show aired.  The program is actually damaging to relationships, people.

After hearing rumours that Bobby was cheating on her, tabloids are reporting that Nicola instigated the dumping.  It was only a week ago that she was blathering on in OK! magazine about how great their relationship was.  Quotes of interest? Bobby insisting Nicola didn’t have anything to worry about when asked about other women and Nicola saying marriage was on the cards for the two.

Friends of Bobby insist they have split over typical relationship issues like not spending much time together, not because Bobby was up to no good.