April 23rd, 2007

WAG Watch: Victoria Beckham as Godmother

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This weekend Victoria Beckham attended christening ceremonies at St. Michael in Highgate for Geri Halliwell’s 11-month-old daughter Bluebell.

George Michael’s partner Kenny Goss is Godfather.  All of the former Spice Girls were in attendance, except for Mel B who is in LA with her new baby and dealing with the issues that come with having Eddie Murphy as a non-baby father.

Not sure about you guys, but we’re thinking having Victoria Beckham as your Godmother is the living hook up.  The shopping, the school holiday visits via private jet, hanging out with big name designers, etc.  Assuming of course, you’re into that kind of thing.  Anything non-shallow or involving food and you’re pretty much screwed.

April 19th, 2007

Lazy Links

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It’s one of those days where every news story we read annoys the crap out of us.  Or, perhaps we’re just very hungover.  Regardless, it can only mean one thing:  a lazy link day.  Enjoy the randomness.

Peter Crouch was spotted coming to collect a very drunk Abigail Clancy from the BabyCream bar in Liverpool. Abi’s on the cover of this month’s Arena.

Charlton’s Marcus Bent is getting slayed on a regular basis by his team-mates after Danielle Lloyd revealed they were dating. He’s getting the whole sloppy seconds, Teddy Sherringham’s “cast off” wind up.  He’s not happy about it and has let Dani know as much.

Victoria Beckham has been babysitting lambs for celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey.  The story has it that Ramsey asked her to give the lambs a nice space to roam on the Beckham’s country estate in Hertfordshire, and she agreed.  What Victoria didn’t know was that Ramsey plans on slaughtering the lambs to use for meat in his one of his reality TV episodes of The F Word.  The Mirror is reporting that Victoria will be horrified as she is a staunch vegetarian and anti-fur individual.  We’re sure we’ve seen stories about Victoria existing on a diet of lettuce and sashimi, so not sure if fish no longer qualifies as an animal or what, but Lord knows we sure can’t be bothered to research that.  Victoria’s rep said: She was more than happy to let the sheep roam around her grounds but, as a devout vegetarian, she will be distraught to learn that they’re going to be killed.“

Link: Gosh Posh They’re Nosh

Popbitch has an interesting blind item about a footballer who hasn’t playing much this season… on the pitch, anyway.

“This footballer hasn’t seen much action on the football pitch this season but hasn’t missed out in his private life. Over Easter he was closely cuddled up to a beautiful brunette in a South London wine bar, with girlfriend and baby tucked up safely at home.“

A variety of takes on the story behind David Beckham’s tatts. (Thanks Mary)

Link: The Secret of Beckham’s Amazing Tattoo
Link: David Beckham’s New Tattoo, A Classicist Writes
Link: Tale of the Tattoo

A source says the words, Pray For Me, on David’s right wrist is about the LA move.

“It’s how he feels about the massive move from being an English boy through and through, who has represented his country for many years and is now turning his back on England to embrace America – the move was never an easy decision and it wasn’t really David’s, it was Victoria’s from day one.  The tattoo is not something Victoria wanted him to go ahead with as she felt it would not be a good start to their time in LA, but David was adamant that he would show his true feelings about the move and stop covering it up, even if it is rather cryptic.“

In other news, is is Friday yet?


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April 18th, 2007

Beck Talk: 12 Hours, £110,000


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This is why we will forever worship at the altar of Sir Becks: to celebrate Victoria’s 33rd birthday, David planned a surprise trip to Paris including dinner and shopping, to the tune of £110,000.

Victoria woke up to a birthday presentation of a homemade card and other such slushiness from her children, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, who were then ceremoniously abandoned so mummy and daddy Becks could get their foreign shop on.

Take a moment to consider that having David Beckham as a husband already is a gift one would maim doe eyed puppies for. So to throw in a Parisian shopping spree kind of puts your situation at lottery winning happy dance, no? But nary a smile was to be seen from Victoria – not even one of sheer gloat as she tottled past the various shop assistants kissing her ass and bowing down with designer objects.

David whisked Victoria around to numerous private appointments he had arranged for her at Christian Louboutin, Azzedine Alaia and the fabu boutique Colette before taking her to din-dins at Guy Savoy. It goes without saying that David hired out the entire restaurant. Because, god forbid any peasant-like, ugly people might be dining nearby and ruin the vibe. Not to mention it probably makes Victoria uncomfortable to see other people eating.

Transport to and from Paris was provided for by private jet. Again, avoiding lowly commercial travelers/the unattractive/the poor is key to simulated marital bliss. Remember this, Kickettes, make it your mantra.


April 17th, 2007

Quote of The Day: Danielle Lloyd



“I can’t wait to show them off. I’ve always loved having big boobs, but these will be out of this world. Like me, they will be more than a handful.“

Danielle Lloyd, speaking about her plans for a third boob job, to increase her measurements to a 34FF.  She’s 23.

April 17th, 2007

Beck Talk: Naked David



David Beckham in the nude.  Photoshopped or not? 

That is the question filling up our inbox from our loyal Beck-watchers.

One would tend to believe some photoshop monkeys have been at work with this image of David and his nakedess… repeat… there is some nakedness…

Under extremely close scrutiny, we can see few marks of editing done on these images, currently flying around the internet faster than you can say torso-man-muscles.

But here’s where our “bitch please“ detectors come into play:  when Rebecca Loos went public with the story of her (alleged) affair with David, she said she could prove that they had a sexual relationship by a particular, unique situation going on with David’s privates.  Some said she was referring to his preference for using a razor on the nethers.  We think it was something else.  And if you look at the photo, you’ll see the man parts in question wouldn’t match up with the claim made.  Know what we mean?  Not to mention we doubt David would do such a shoot without a little grooming, no?

Make your own mind up – check out the photos at OMGblog, and in the meantime, we’ll continue our in-depth investigation.