April 9th, 2007

The Monday Mmm: David Beckham’s New Tattoo

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April 9th, 2007

Coleen’s 21st: The WAGs in Attendance

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Sherree Murphy, Nicola Carragher, Justine Mills (owner of designer boutique Cricket), Coleen McLoughlin, Alex Curran and Abi Clancy

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Justine: Listen up bitches, I don’t want any of these clothes returned to the shop with beer, lipstick or other unidentified stains on them.  I’m looking at you, Clancy.

Abi: Whatever, Justine.  I’m skinnier than you and fabulously happy.  Look how fabulously happy I look.

Alex: I’m the fabulously happy star here.  I know it.  You know it.  Even with my bloated carb face, I am the queen.  No one else can wear an aubergine set of drapes like this. 

Sheree: Stop fighting girls, this is Coleen’s night.

Alex: Oh, go back to your typist job at Manpower, Sheree.  This is a party, not a gathering around the water cooler.

Sheree: I’m wearing Chloe, darling, which trumps your Philip Armstrong fabric concoction. By the way, have you seen my husband’s bottom? It’s like a peach, I promise you. 

Alex: Stop touching me Abi.  Stop trying to push your way into the picture.

Abi: I wouldn’t have to touch you if you’d give me a little space.  Stop bogarting the pose.

Alex: I swear, if I had hands, I would scratch your eyes out.

Justine: Speaking of hands Nicola, yours are making me uncomfortable. 

Coleen: I would kill for a cheeseburger.  Maybe I can get Wayne to make a run to Mickey-D’s.

April 6th, 2007

Brooklyn Beckham vs The Papparrazzi

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God, we love this kid.

At what point do you think he’ll realise it’s his mother courting the paparazzi?  Here’s a clue, Brooklyn: she’s wearing insane boots and no bra.  Good luck, kiddo.

April 6th, 2007

The Friday Fit: Maurice Edu

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Maurice Edu of Toronto FC came to our attention in January when he signed to the first Canadian MLS team, Toronto FC.

Nummy, huh?

He’s originally from California and turns 21 this month.

Toronto cable channel Rogers is currently running a preview-type ad to get subscribers for their coverage of the footy game,  and in an interview with Maurice he talks about how much he is looking forward to playing with David Beckham in the LA/Toronto game in August.

Obviously, we know this can never happen.  We’re quite sure the universe will cave in on itself from the all the sizzle.  Not to mention all the diamonds.  But on the off chance that it doesn’t?  Book us our ticket asap.  Stat.  Roger that good buddy.

And so on.

Image of Maurice in his spiffy new uniform courtesy of The Offside Toronto FC

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April 4th, 2007

BFF: Victoria Beckham and J-Lo

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Our “bitch please“ detectors started going off when we first heard of Victoria Beckham’s friendship with Jennifer Lopez.

But it appears these two are actually very pally.  Move over Katie Holmes, your reign is over sweetheart.

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