March 1st, 2007

Die Hard Award: John Terry

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Chelsea skipper and haiku inspirer John Terry took one hell of a nasty boot to the head from Arsenal’s Abou Diaby during the Carling Cup last Sunday. 

It left him unconcious and turning blue from lack of oxygen.  He was rushed the hospital for a brain scan and later released.

So he could go par-tay.

John and his Chelsea boys hit Aura nightclub in London’s Mayfair until around 3am, when he then admitted (with slurred speech) to feeling a little “woozy” – and it wasn’t because of alky-hol.  (Even though the crew knocked back over

February 28th, 2007

Breaking News: Victoria Beckham Goes Blonde


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In the most important news story of the year, Victoria Beckham has gone blonde.

And we hate it.

Actually, the cut, we like, the colour we no likey.

Link: Victoria Unveils New Asymettrical Look

February 28th, 2007

Baby Daddy: Stewart Downing


Stewart Downing is a baby daddy and he didn’t even know it.

Neither did his recent ex, Michaela Henderson-Thynne, who he was seriously dating at the time of the baby girl’s conception. 

Downing discovered he was a dad when Donna Moloney, a nursery boss, headed to his parents’ house and presented la sprog of their son’s loins in true soap opera style.

A “friend”  of Michaela’s told the Sun newspaper that Michaela is beyond distraught at the news that Stewart not only cheated on her during their four year relationship, but that the junk in his trunk is baby-making capable.

imageWhat we want to know is, did Mr. D know all along and keep it on the low, or is this the first time he’s finding out about the baby?  Not sure about you, Kickettes, but if you were pregnant and watching yourself turn into a gigantic whale without a man around to complain to about it, wouldn’t you be making a few phone calls?

Or not, perhaps we’ve said too much.

Downing’s agent refuses to comment at this stage. 

Link: Baby Shock for World Cup Star

February 23rd, 2007

The Friday Fit: Cristiano in Vogue Magazine


Cristiano Ronaldo and Canadian supermodel Daria Werbowy in the new US Vogue.




February 21st, 2007

Beck Talk: David Does Motorola

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We’re still feeling ashamed that in our last post we implied Becks may have been having some ashy issues, so to repent for our sins we bring you the background scenes from his Motorola advert.

The one where he has no shirt on.

Yeah, that one.

All is right in the world again.

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