February 21st, 2007
David Beckham is gracing the latest Details magazine cover and unfortunately, he looks about half as hot as he does in the flesh.
We’re not sure what the problem is, he’s looking ashy or something. Get the boy a spot of moisturizer, someone!
Wait, did we just say something anti-Becks? The world is obviously coming to an end. We must go wrap ourselves in our Beckham blankets and await the apocalypse.
Link: Details Magazine: Will America Buy David Beckham?
February 20th, 2007
We don’t care much for the hat. Okay, we hate the hat.
And we could do without the kid.
Regardless, Zinadine Zidane on vacay in Thailand makes for a very tasty Tuesday
February 19th, 2007
Charlotte Meares and Jermain Defoe (Tottenham) got engaged on Valentines Day. Wedding date: TBC.
Nice one, Ms. Defoe-to-be, we’re impressed with your baller skills.
We’re talking about a
February 18th, 2007
We’re not experts in the wearing mouse ears/spending a months’ salary to fly upside down on a roller coaster until you hurl cotton candy and hot dogs thing, but isn’t a trip to Disneyland supposed to be fun?
Do any of the individuals in this photo look like they’re enjoying themselves?
We’ve got our money on Brooklyn being the first Beckham to kick the living crap out of a photographer. Soon. Like, before he’s 10. And as for the lovely Romeo, would it kill someone to give him a hairstyle? Just an eensy, weensy bit of a doo? Isn’t it his bloody birthright?
For more photos of a well-fed Lady V and her happy bubbas, head over to Faded Youth
February 15th, 2007
… as seen in the March issues of US Cosmopolitan and Glamour magazine.