February 14th, 2007

QOTD: Victoria Beckham Abroad


imageHere’s David Beckham, papped after a night out with Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez in Madrid. Victoria has just flown to NYC from LA.

A question: if you had a husband who looked like this, why in hell would you go anywhere without him? 

We’re looking at 6 weeks of nearly constant separation between Victoria and David. 

Wait, perhaps we should rephrase that to be, Is it really ever safe to leave such a man unattended or unsupervised for an extended period of time?

Please, don’t anyone email us to say it’s because she is independent and has a career and doesn’t need to be everywhere David is.  Scroll back up and look at the first photo before you hit the “send” key, K?

February 13th, 2007

Bag Watch: Prada


image: splash

Modelled by Victoria Beckham in NYC’s Battery Park on Sunday whilst out on a day trip with Brooklyn and Romeo @Clinton Castle;

The Nappa Fringe Convertible Tote by Prada.

Nummy, yes?  And a bargoon at just 1,200 quid.  ($2,400).


February 11th, 2007

the splits: Stewart & Michaela


imageWAGs Boutique is losing another “official” WAG off the list.

Michaela Henderson-Tynne and Stewart Downing have split up. 

After four rocky years together (with frequent arguments, including a huge row on Michaela’s 21st birthday), the two have called it quits. We’re not sure who dumped who – maybe after Stewart saw her fighting with Cassie Sumner on WAGs Boutique he had to let it go.  Then again, he didn’t dump her after her World Cup Idol performance (singing ‘There’s only one Stewart Downing!‘ at the Garibaldi club after knocking back a gazillion bottles of Legras Grand Cru, Vodka Red Bulls and Sambucca shots), so perhaps things just ran their course.

Ms HT is a 3rd year law student at Newcastle University and even with a seemingly decent future ahead earning her own cash and using her brain, we’re very concerned about what happens when you’re removed from the WAG roster.  Dear kickettes, what lies ahead after that dark, dark day?  Endorsing a line of mystic spray tan?  Moving on to lesser sportsmen like bowlers or (gasp) darts players? 

For Ms HT, we hear a resounding, “perhaps” ringing out loud and clear. 

Link: Downing Ditches His Wag

February 8th, 2007

Thursday Tasty: Cesc Fabregas & Xabi Alonso


source: action

This is what they’re talking about when they say talent, Kickettes. 

And Cesc, yes you – working the muscle shirt – if we could only pronounce your damn name, oh, the things we would say.

February 8th, 2007

WAG watch: Spice night

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source: WENN

All is asunder, good readers.

Stories of not only a Spice Girls reunion abound, but also, tales of a Spice Girls musical.

Oh, yes.

Last night, Victoria Beckham had dinner at celeb constant, Nobu, in London, with two of her old Spice mates, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton.  Those eavesdropping on their dinner conversation said that Victoria was urging the gals to revive the group in the States, where they can make gazillions of dollars and then head back to the UK with a well-timed reality TV show.

We’d like to cause these eavesdroppers great bodily harm, but we’re too busy trying to get the “zig-a-zig-ahhs” out of our heads.  Let’s watch this space and see what 2007 brings.

Link: Dinner Adds Spice


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