January 8th, 2007

property watch: wayne rooney

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Wayne Rooney has just bought a

January 5th, 2007

The Friday Fit: David Beckham

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source: WENN

Let us put aside the stupid ass half-untucked-shirt-trend people are trying to bring into favour and the shirt-unbuttoned-just-one-button-too-far and talk about the levels of hotness.

It’s as if the further his career slips into speculation, question and benchwarming, the Brand Beckham strategists jack up the sizzle by 25%. That’s a lot of sizzle.

David.

Please.

For the sake of our ability to function: stop the global warming. Baby seals, ice caps and Kickette need the hotness to slow down just a tad.  We have jobs to go to and such.

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January 2nd, 2007

WAG Watch: Melanie Slade & Arena

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We weren’t thrilled at the idea, but we’ve been pleasantly surprised by the Melanie Slade photoshoot with Arena Magazine. Not that we approve, mind, but she still looks normal, thank gawd.


photos: arena/christophe meimoon

January 2nd, 2007

Tuesday Tasty: Thierry Henry

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Welcome back Mr. Henry, it’s absolutely lovely to see you again.

Link: Henry Relishes Return To Centre Stage

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January 1st, 2007

random VBs

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Victoria Beckham has denied that she has an eating disorder. She explains in a BBC interview that she just has a very “controlled” way of eating which is why she remains so slim. (“Control” mentioned in the same sentence as eating seems worrying, but we can’t write anything further about food due to the large turkey carcass still festering on the kitchen counter and making us feel gross).

Oh, she’s also denying the recent reports that she’ll star in a film for Tom Cruise: (“I can’t act to save my life”), went skating with Geri Halliwell but didn’t actually skate, and is scared that her high waisted jeans will kill her.

We’re so proud our years of college have paid off writing such compelling copy as “high waisted jeans will kill her”.

Link: Victoria Beckham Jeans Fear
Link: Victoria’s Body Result of Eating
Link: Geri’s Day Out With Posh

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