January 1st, 2007

betting odds: elen and frank


Frank Lampard and Elen Rives have been given a 11-8 chance by betting shop PaddyPower that they will break up in 2007.

First of all, we don’t know what the hell 11-8 actually means. Working out odds is too much like math to us. We can get with a “1 in 5 chance” type of understanding, but outside of that, no idea.

In any case, they’re at the top of the “who will break up” list, with David and Victoria Beckham at 7 -1 and Ashley and Cheryl Cole at 10-1. It will be interesting to see how these odds chance over the next few months.

We can’t really see Elen and Frank splitting this year… She’s pregnant for a start, and even though some nasty rumours have recently come out about Frank having an affair with some Spanish tart named Montse Lucas in October 2006, they got over that whole secret hubby fiasco, so they’ll get through this surely.

Sidenote: do these women ever leave these guys? Or is it a case of the benefits outweighing the playa ways?

Link: Doting Dad Lampard Accused
Link: Paddy Power’s Odds

January 1st, 2007

happy hot year

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Oof. Anyone else experiencing a mammoth hangover/Xmas pudding overload that’s seriously interferring with your ability to sit in front of a computer and get motivated to write anything decent and can only summon up the strength to nap on the sofa?

Curse you holiday season full of champagne goodness.

We are slowly getting back on track and have kicked the relatives, elves and other such hangers-on’s out of the house and we’re ready to trawl the internet/email/mags for dirt, gossip and hotness.

But please, dear readers, do not expect much until the shops open and we can get a extra large bottle of Advil and possibly a manicure.

A quick warm welcome to 2007 – we can’t wait to see what you bring to the footy pitch this year.

We’re personally hanging out to find out David will be doing in this new year… Real Madrid? LA Galaxy? A return to the English Premiership? We’re hearing that Victoria wants a house in LA and David wants to get back to Blighty as soon as poss. We need closure on this situation.

What are our fellow Kickette’s out there hoping and anticipating for the coming year? Do share if you’re so inclined.

December 21st, 2006

happy holidays


To all our players, playettes and everyone in between,
We hope you enjoy the holiday season and we’ll see you on the other side.
xx K xx

December 19th, 2006

WBIWWSI files: posh as alien bride

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From the We’ll Believe It When We See It files:

Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed on to star in a Tom Cruise Scientology themed film, “The Thetan” as an alien bride. According to scientology, Thetan is an immortal being spiritually present in all humans. Victoria would be playing Thetan’s wife.

Yeah, sounds like madness to us also. Unless of course, the alien bride is wearing Gucci.

Tom Cruise is self-funding the project because, strangely, he couldn’t get investment from any of the major studios.

Link: Alien Bride Posh

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December 18th, 2006

driving mr terry

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John Terry and Ashley Cole were hanging out at the Celebrity Christmas Fair on Friday. They got straight into the bumper cars and hit the road.

Terry drove, Cole rode shotgun. *insert your own co-pilot joke here*

So, we hate ourselves for even reporting on this story, but someone out there somewhere may find it compelling news. Like a person who works for Dodgems Inc. or reads Bumper Car Weekly.

Link: How’s The Back?

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