January 1st, 2007
Oof. Anyone else experiencing a mammoth hangover/Xmas pudding overload that’s seriously interferring with your ability to sit in front of a computer and get motivated to write anything decent and can only summon up the strength to nap on the sofa?
Curse you holiday season full of champagne goodness.
We are slowly getting back on track and have kicked the relatives, elves and other such hangers-on’s out of the house and we’re ready to trawl the internet/email/mags for dirt, gossip and hotness.
But please, dear readers, do not expect much until the shops open and we can get a extra large bottle of Advil and possibly a manicure.
A quick warm welcome to 2007 – we can’t wait to see what you bring to the footy pitch this year.
We’re personally hanging out to find out David will be doing in this new year… Real Madrid? LA Galaxy? A return to the English Premiership? We’re hearing that Victoria wants a house in LA and David wants to get back to Blighty as soon as poss. We need closure on this situation.
What are our fellow Kickette’s out there hoping and anticipating for the coming year? Do share if you’re so inclined.
December 21st, 2006
To all our players, playettes and everyone in between,
We hope you enjoy the holiday season and we’ll see you on the other side.
xx K xx
December 19th, 2006
From the We’ll Believe It When We See It files:
Victoria Beckham has reportedly signed on to star in a Tom Cruise Scientology themed film, “The Thetan” as an alien bride. According to scientology, Thetan is an immortal being spiritually present in all humans. Victoria would be playing Thetan’s wife.
Yeah, sounds like madness to us also. Unless of course, the alien bride is wearing Gucci.
Tom Cruise is self-funding the project because, strangely, he couldn’t get investment from any of the major studios.
Link: Alien Bride Posh
December 18th, 2006
John Terry and Ashley Cole were hanging out at the Celebrity Christmas Fair on Friday. They got straight into the bumper cars and hit the road.
Terry drove, Cole rode shotgun. *insert your own co-pilot joke here*
So, we hate ourselves for even reporting on this story, but someone out there somewhere may find it compelling news. Like a person who works for Dodgems Inc. or reads Bumper Car Weekly.
Link: How’s The Back?
December 18th, 2006
Joey Barton, hailing from the borough of Drop-Trow has beef with several individuals.
He thinks England skipper Steve McClaren should drop Steven Gerrard or Frank Lampard and let him get bi-zay on the England squad instead -the next England game is a friendly against Spain in Feb ‘07.
He’s released a rampage of high quality fightin’ words…
“I wouldn’t be like Lampard or Gerrard, who are superstars at their clubs and want the limelight at England.“
“I look at top footballers these days and they’ve lost touch with reality.“
“I’d say 90 per cent of them are from working class backgrounds but they play 100 games in the Premiership, get the car and the house and think they?re upper class. They surround themselves with hangers-on who tell them how wonderful they are every minute of the day and they lose any kind of perspective.“
Joey, honey? Look, well done on speaking your mind and the anger management classes and all that, but any more ish from you about spoiled, rich ballers living large, buying a seat on the nouveau riche train to glory and you’ll get a very pointy Choo in the eye.
Link: Joey Barton’s Damning Verdict