December 7th, 2006
The Shit List: Lookalikes
We hate the Beckham’s lookalikes with a passion one can only describe as passionate.
December 6th, 2006
southgate v ronaldo
Middlesbrough manager Gareth Southgate is in some sort of girly hissy fit drama because he said Cristiano Ronaldo was a diver after winning a penalty in United’s 2-1 victory last Saturday.
On this we have several questions:
When did Gareth Southgate become a manager? Wasn’t he playing football like, 5 minutes ago?
Wasn’t he the guy who totally f’d up the penalty shoot out with Germany in Euro 96? Didn’t that lose England a place in the finals?
Should you really be allowed to comment on penalty kicks ever again, in the history of your life, or should you not just look into a nice cashier’s job at Boots?
And oh yeah, even though we know Cristiano’s history of “fair play”, we also are familiar with his face. And hot bot-tay. So, who’s side do you think we’re going to be on in this one?
Link: Southgate – Ronaldo’s A Cheat
Link: Ferguson Hits Back At “Naive” Southgate
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December 6th, 2006
fantasy abbey
Her fly may be down and her shirt half tucked in, but Abbey C has just been named as the number one woman in a fantasy poll. As in, “who do you fantasize about when making love to your partner” poll.
First of all, wtf is up with this retarded poll?
And do you notice that after reading the word “poll” three times, it starts to look a little weird?
So, Abbey was named the top fantasy girl, followed by Cheryl Cole in the second place spot.
We’d like to see the dudes they interviewed for this thing. Actually, on second thought, maybe not so much.
December 6th, 2006
beck talk: the cash files
Wow, we really lost our minds earlier when we said the shine was coming off of the Golden Balls. David, we will never speak ill of your wondrous shining 24k balls again.
For at least three weeks.
The British football “rich list” is out. And who is at the top of the table? Who is head, shoulders and thighs above the rest?
David is worth
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