November 21st, 2006
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There is still hope you mouldy oldies over the age of twenty-one.
Case in point: Djibril Cisse and wife Jude Littler. She’s thirty. She used to be a hairdressing “consultant” and she’s from some island off the coast of Wales. They got married in 2005 at Bodelwyddan Castle, with a host of footy guests: Theirry Henry, Zizou, etc.
One minor thing, though: he sort of beat the crap out of her when she was pregnant (allegedly*). He was given a caution and they lived happily ever after.
But if you can get over that, you’re in.
*On a seperate note, how great is the word, “allegedly”? It’s like a magic eraser phrase that says, “don’t sue” so nicely.
November 21st, 2006
So, we go away for one week, just one tiny week, and we miss this?
We’re not even gonna go there with Mrs. B. We’re not even gonna talk about her situ.
As for you, David? We love you, you know that we do.
But we are only human.
If you cut us, do we not bleed? If the wind blows, does it not mess up our hair?
If you dress in a reindeer/horse sweater that ties at the waist, it bleeds and blows, D. It bleeds and blows.
November 21st, 2006
Hot ass Cristiano Ronaldo has a stalker. We’re thinking it unusual this is only his first – surely a man with such thighs deserves at least 3 or 4 crazies. But no, just some random model-type from Holland who thinks that she’s the “love of his life”.
Don’t we all, luv.
So many broken promises, Cristiano… so many hearts.
Link: Ronaldo Talks Of His Stalker Hell
November 17th, 2006
Back in the day, when little Mikey O scored that fabulous goal against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup we thought… maybe, just maybe, when he grows up he could be a hot one.
But then? We had to reconsider. It was possible we were just high from the possibility of England doing well in the World Cup, and everyone knows how that tends to go/continues to go/will always go.
Years passed, Michael grew up, and rather than becoming a tasty treat, he ended up with an odd sort of big head/disproportionate frame. If asked in a pub quiz, we would guess he was only 4 foot tall, though we know that couldn’t possible be true.
As news trickled in of his gambling addictions and his plans of moving his whole family within a 10 foot radar of his house (he eventually bought an entire cul-de-sac for his peeps, spending about
November 9th, 2006
We’re off to Manhattan today for a week of shopping and stalking, and not necessarily in that order.
If we have any Ronaldo sightings, or discover some talent in the American pool of soccer players, you’ll be the first to know. We’re really hoping Landon Donovan isn’t all that’s on offer.
To all those recently showing Kickette link love, email love and all around general internet love, thanks! We muchly appreciate it and send you all a great big air kiss.
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