October 16th, 2006
This photo of Mr. Ronaldo offers much fashion food for thought.
The man bag.
The lizard belt.
The jeans that seem just a little too tight, even for our liking.
The man bag.
Wait, we already said that.
Cristiano, honey, we know you’re a buff piece of Eurotrash, but you need to fix up. We can help. Call us. We’re on the speed dial, under “F” for “fashion crimes against hotties”.
October 16th, 2006
Oh, Lord help he who scorns a footy wife.
May he be doomed to a life of squalid dwellings consisting of only 6 bedrooms, and forced to pay his ex-wife monthly expenses that could sustain the economy of several third world countries.
Soccer gazillionaire and non-hottie Roman Abramovich looks to be facing the biggest divorce settlement in history when his wife Irina finishes taking his jet-setting so-rich-it-hurts-our-brain, ass to the cleaners.
A week ago, reports started surfacing in the tabloids about Rom’s extramartial gallavanting. His inability to secure a gag order with the press has resulted in all the dirty Gucci linen being hung out to dry. Wife Irina is Pissed.
And for good reason – she’s had five of this dude’s kids, suffered through God knows how many dinner conversations where Rom tries to explain the offside rule, and now he’s running her previously unknown name through the mud? He must be punished.
We’re talking about mountains of cash, yachts, mansions, cars. One of his boats is bulletproof and has its own submarine. He has a
October 12th, 2006
Whenever you need a pick me up, we recommend a leisurely click-surf through Mr. Del Piero’s website.
If we knew how to say tastey-delight in Italian, we would christen him as such. But we’re uni-lingual and proud, so we’ll stick with “he’s hot”.
Link: Alessandro Del Piero, Official Site
October 11th, 2006
… we’re not even going to talk about it.
Because our throats are hoarse from booing.
If, dear readers, you’re feeling some discomfort over the Paul Robinson/Gary Neville own goal fiasco, or the Steve McClaren craptastically crappy game plan, think of it this way: it’s nature’s way of proving, once again, that unattractive people can’t be trusted.
See you Thursday eve, we’re off to eat bon bons and cuddle up to our David Beckham posters.
October 10th, 2006
… a shave makes.
Our first Gorge-Watch nominee, Noemie Lenoir has had a serious buzz cut for a film role in Rush Hour 3.
Our advice: if you’re not likely to get an Oscar nomination for the film or a diamond the size of a football for winning the “I dare you to shave your head” challenge, put the razor down.
We repeat, put the razor down and step away from the scissors.
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