September 20th, 2006

quote of the day: sophie anderton

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“He gave me a diamond-encrusted Cartier watch – but it’s not about the money.“

Former model Sophie Anderton about boyfriend, Simon Jordan, the chairman and owner of Crystal Palace FC.

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September 19th, 2006

Beck Talk: Radio One


We never thought he had it in him, but wow, Becks expressed himself to the max, yo. With full sentences, and syllables and everything.

We love him even more than before.

David’s been on a whirlwind one-day tour of London, flying in from Spain on a hired private jet to do promotion for his new book, Make It Real, and to take care of business at his UK football academy.

On BBC’s Radio 1, during the Chris Moyles Breakfast show, David talked about how he doubts that he’ll ever be given the chance to play for England again, his daily routine with Victoria and the kids, dealing with abuse from football fans, and how he thinks Wayne Rooney is good looking (?!?)

We’re most impressed with the way David spoke to Kickette in secret code. Every time he says, “er” or “uh”, it’s his way of telling us his hotel room number and location.  During this interview, he was obviously filling us in on his itinerary for the next three years.

To listen to David’s dulcet tones check the link below. Btw, for those of you who don’t know Chris Moyles, he’s a fat lump of annoyance.

Link: Radio 1 interview with DB (Windows Media audio)

photo: splash news

September 19th, 2006

Sirius Bizniz: About A Bung

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Link: Allardyce and Son Accused in Bung Expos. Image: AP Photo/Wenn.

As we mentioned last week, the ish is goin’ down, and tonight was the night the BBC made their big reveal about who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Unfortunately, no information was given on why a word like “bung” had to ever be created and/or spoken. It just sounds wrong.

September 18th, 2006

No News is Not News

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We know, we know.

So much is happening in the world of football and we’re posting items as frequently as, well, as very backasswards neglectful blog posterettes would be.

Stay with us, remain patient, we will be back to business Tuesday evening.

In the meantime, lets revisit our favourite World Cup 2006 memory… the boxers or briefs debate.  Ah, good times.

September 15th, 2006

The Friday Fit: Jermaine Jenas


We always recommend getting in whilst the ballers are young and relatively dumb. And look at how cute Jermaine Jenas of Tottenham FC is. You could just pick him up and put him in your pocket. Your own little Will Smith-a-like, except British, with smaller ears.