September 19th, 2006

Beck Talk: Radio One

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We never thought he had it in him, but wow, Becks expressed himself to the max, yo. With full sentences, and syllables and everything.

We love him even more than before.

David’s been on a whirlwind one-day tour of London, flying in from Spain on a hired private jet to do promotion for his new book, Make It Real, and to take care of business at his UK football academy.

On BBC’s Radio 1, during the Chris Moyles Breakfast show, David talked about how he doubts that he’ll ever be given the chance to play for England again, his daily routine with Victoria and the kids, dealing with abuse from football fans, and how he thinks Wayne Rooney is good looking (?!?)

We’re most impressed with the way David spoke to Kickette in secret code. Every time he says, “er” or “uh”, it’s his way of telling us his hotel room number and location.  During this interview, he was obviously filling us in on his itinerary for the next three years.

To listen to David’s dulcet tones check the link below. Btw, for those of you who don’t know Chris Moyles, he’s a fat lump of annoyance.

Link: Radio 1 interview with DB (Windows Media audio)


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September 19th, 2006

Sirius Bizniz: About A Bung

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Link: Allardyce and Son Accused in Bung Expos. Image: AP Photo/Wenn.

As we mentioned last week, the ish is goin’ down, and tonight was the night the BBC made their big reveal about who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Unfortunately, no information was given on why a word like “bung” had to ever be created and/or spoken. It just sounds wrong.

September 18th, 2006

No News is Not News

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oct16dolceads

We know, we know.

So much is happening in the world of football and we’re posting items as frequently as, well, as very backasswards neglectful blog posterettes would be.

Stay with us, remain patient, we will be back to business Tuesday evening.

In the meantime, lets revisit our favourite World Cup 2006 memory… the boxers or briefs debate.  Ah, good times.

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September 15th, 2006

The Friday Fit: Jermaine Jenas

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We always recommend getting in whilst the ballers are young and relatively dumb. And look at how cute Jermaine Jenas of Tottenham FC is. You could just pick him up and put him in your pocket. Your own little Will Smith-a-like, except British, with smaller ears.

September 11th, 2006

The Beckhams: Bulleted

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intimatelyAnother day, another 800 news items on the Beckhams.

Our love of the Becks is unfounded, but this calls for a rapid fire bullet summary, oh yes.

- The pool in their French villa has collapsed.

- This French villa has chandeliers in the bathroom.

- This is the same villa rumoured to be haunted.

- Victoria says the assumption that her behind was J-Lo’d digitally in their perfume ad is untrue.

- She just “stuck it out.“

- Oh, how she doth lie to us.

- She cut her hair as a ceremonious changing of the guard as the Queen of WAGs stepping down after hubby David resigned the captaincy.

- Victoria struggled to keep up with the WAGs at the World Cup because she’s older than them.

- Are we still talking about this?

- She also hates one of the WAGs.

- But won’t say which one.

- But we can guess.

- This is because a certain WAG got pissed off at Victoria’s son Brooklyn.
- Brooklyn suffers from motion sickness and the communal World Cup bus that takes families to the games had to keep pulling over so he could throw up.

- What the f*ck is Victoria Beckham doing on a communal bus?

- Aren’t they for peasants and livestock?

- Apparently all of the Becks’ kids suffer from motion sickness.

- Victoria’s perfume is outselling her husband’s cologne by 66%

- David’s favourite fragrance: “The smell of Victoria when she’s gotten out of the shower.“

- David says he loves Victoria so much he is building her an “infinity” maze in their English back garden.

- Victoria is currently in NYC for New York fashion week.

- David is watching the kids back in Spain.

- Her use of the trilby hat is to disguise an “acne” attack.

- Unlike WAGs forced to ride a communal bus, acne doesn’t discriminate.

- Victoria says David was “heartbroken” when he wasn’t picked for the England squad.

- She also thinks he is much sexier than her.

- “I always say to David, you’re naturally so talented and good looking, so much more so than me.“

- Well, duh.

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