September 7th, 2006
What kind of uglyitis fashion abomination is occuring in this photograph?
It’s like a cross between Edward Scissorhands, Alice in Wonderland, goth tragedy and cabaret. It’s like the worst thing we’ve ever seen.
Initially we were bemused by Colleen baby-WAG McLoughlin’s foray into fashion with ASDA. Now, we’re just plain terrified. And we want it to stop. Now.
September 7th, 2006

He’s a lean, lanky beanpole of a fellow, and his on/off girlfriend gives us hives, but Peter Crouch is emerging as a great talent on the England squad.
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September 6th, 2006

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: if you’re dumb, you better be cute.
Or in this instance, if have trouble with your native language, don’t try to tackle one of those nasty foreign ones.
Case in point, hottest of the hotties: David Beckham.
When asked by a group of Spanish journalists (in Spanish) whether he and Victoria were expecting another child, he said, “yes”. Cue worldwide media pandemonium.
The Sun, UK breaks it down in English:
A journalist asked him: “Congratulations. Is it true that you’re going to be a father?“
Beckham smiled broadly and replied “Yes.“
The journalist asked: “Are you happy?“
Becks: “Yes”.
Journalist: “How are you?“
Becks: “Very well.“
And Victoria? “Good, thanks.“
But when asked “Would you prefer a boy or a girl?“, the star just smiled.
His spokeswoman admitted: “He misunderstood a question in Spanish.“
The spokeswoman explained that David thought the press were asking how Victoria and the babies were. But if that’s true, wouldn’t his answers have been, “good thanks”, not “yes”?
September 5th, 2006
Oh lordy, it sucks to be bankrupt.
Especially when your sister is Victoria Beckham.
VB’s sister, Louise, is in a wee bit of trouble with creditors after the mobile phone business she shares with her hubby, Hayden went bust. The company has gone into receivership.
Here’s the fun part: Apparently Hayden tried to name-drop Victoria as a way out of the
September 5th, 2006

One must always welcome and support diva behaviour if not for the entertainment factor, let alone for something to yak about at the water cooler. But William Gallas of Chelsea has taken high maintenance to an entirely new level, and not in a good way.
Gallas has just been sent off to Arsenal as part of a deal that (finally and unsurprisingly) brought Ashley cole to Chelsea, and the club has released a very interesting statement.
Claiming they want to make their supporters “aware of the full facts regarding William Gallas and the lack of respect he showed to the fans, manager and the club,“ the statement details some fairly stank behaviour on Gallas’s part.
Miserable about being at Chelsea, Gallas vowed to score own goals if sent out on the pitch or get himself sent off. Chelsea also claim he refused to play in last season’s FA cup semi-final against Liverpool.
Link: Gallas Accused of Threatening…
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